I'm finding this a bit like the Snake lad a couple of weeks back in that it has some not insignificant flaws but I appreciate younger musicians attempting to do something a bit different. Mind you I suppose behind the masks they could be tubby fifty something musos moonlighting from other bands for all I know.
Apart from the aforementioned Chokehold, The Summoning and Vore this is a very formulaic album. most of the songs appears to be slow start, piano, annoying voice, build up, bit of heavy guitar, end.
Vore's scream vocals do nothing for me but at least it's loud and heavy. The Summoning hits you at the start and then just meanders away into something weird near the end. More pop than rock.
The exceptions to the rule are Aqua Regia and DYWTYLM. Aqua is sort of soulful. If your idea of soul is generic drums, guitar and vocals. Could be a boy band song from Mr Cowell. I have no idea what DYWTYLM is supposed to be. It stands out as it's by far the worst song on here, and that's saying something, voice modulation, fake drums, I'd be upset as a band member of a so called rock/ heavy metal outfit if this was included on any offering I helped put out. Euclid is another pop song. What is going on?
Which takes me back to Chokehold. It's the most annoying song on the whole album. And weirdly my favourite as it's a bit different. The rest? Burn it all. Fakery, awful lyrics, crap singing. Dire, dire, dire. I have a small feeling that if they didn't have the sleep backstory, didn't wear masks, did some interviews then they wouldn't be able to put out such rubbish. Or indeed have a record contract.
Maybe I'm not the right market for this pile of shite, but I like metal, I like rock, I like bands that tell a story, so it should be right up my street.
Dirge.
2/10
And that's being fucking generous.