Man convicted of having sex with a Shetland Pony

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

The judge asked him how long he felt this relationship would last before he was caught.
The man in the dock replied “2 furlongs”



Gets his coat…..

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Apparently, police investigators employed Dr Doolitle to get a statement from the pony, but the pony couldn't be understood very well as he was a little horse.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

That's luxury round here

 

[Platt Lane 59]

Apparently, police investigators employed Dr Doolitle to get a statement from the pony, but the pony couldn't be understood very well as he was a little horse.

Load of "old pony & trap" ?

 

[cityontheup]

He pleaded not guilty, said he was just horsing around

 

[eric pode of croydon]

How low can you go?..............................

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

How low can you go?..............................

I could do a Corgi if I got on my knees

 

[NZBlue]

I could do a Corgi if I got on my knees

And begged?

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

And begged?

I don't need to beg mate, I'm too good looking :)

 

[Kinkybyname]

Gregory Porter's career on the skids

 

[Kompany Car]

Are we sure it was a real horse and not a pantomime one. If it was a pantomime one its not like the horse wasn't warned.

If it was a real horse did he do it in the spur of the moment ?

So many questions...

 

[Man-chester copperpot]

Man, 43, admits having sex with a Shetland pony

Damion Ogeare, 43, pleaded guilty to penetrating a living animal and trespassing with intent to commit a sexual offence.

www.dailymail.co.uk

It's easily done, who hasn't had the old stable goggles on after a few pints down the local farmer's tavern?

That's a walk of shame and a half.

Let’s not jump to conclusions and call him a pervert!
Any pics of the actual Pony? ;-)


8 San Miguels….and around the back of the Townley

 

[Marklr]

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[Churchlawtonblue]

Jesus wept. I thought only the welsh did things like this?

 

[LWashington]

If the horse penetrated him, he would have had a nasty case of the trots.

 

[EL APACHE TEVEZ]

Fiends like that ****,need putting to sleep.

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Who amongst us has not rogered a horse

 

[LWashington]

Why do people have to stoop so low?

It was the only way he could get his oats.

 

[Barcon]

They are cute.

 

[talkativesprout]

"He was identified through DNA"

The going was good to firm, right till the final furlong