lefty goldblatt
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I know Keith Moon was a bit of a rum un, but this is a bit too far
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Man convicted of having sex with a Shetland Pony
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The dirty twat will be saddled with this for the rest of his life
LWashington
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The dirty twat will be saddled with this for the rest of his life
Unless his wife reins him in.
I'm With Stupid
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Well she’s unlikely to pony up the bail money, is she?Unless his wife reins him in.
talkativesprout
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Not an Iron Hoof then?
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The question is will he go to jail? Whinny or won't he?
LWashington
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The question is will he go to jail? Whinny or won't he?
When a reporter asked Damion whether he expected jail time,
he replied, "The Omens are not looking good"
The reporter then asked how he'd pass the time until then,
he answered, "Reading some classic literature, Donkey Oaty".
dronefromsector7G
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It’s a complete Mr Ed to meThe question is will he go to jail? Whinny or won't he?
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Hopefully they pixelated the poor victims face though.Jesus Christ. Imagine not only being caught doing that, but then having your face plastered all over the papers. Dirty get
Grassland Blue
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When asked even though he could go to jail and whether he had done this sort of thing before he commented that he was"feeling just Champion"....
Mad Eyed Screamer
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What were the odds on him saying that?When asked even though he could go to jail and whether he had done this sort of thing before he commented that he was"feeling just Champion"....
Mad Eyed Screamer
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The report states he was released on bale
mexico1970
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The report states he was released on bale
Hay Hay enough of that.
dronefromsector7G
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He went to the GP and said ‘Haydock’
I'm With Stupid
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He had a brief health scare, but he's in a stable condition now.
The report states he was released on bale
Poor Gareth.
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The whole thing sounds like a load of old pony!
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When he was on the vinegars he certainly had the bit between his teeth
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Tbh, if you want a bit of taboo sex everything except animals and kids is pretty much covered by LGBTQ. LGBTQ+ probably includes farm animals and kids but I can't be arsed checking.