Florian Wirtz

You can’t be from Manchester mate…
We have a naturally, understated demeanour and are not ones for emotional outbursts, unless you count unnecessary, explosive violence (not me, but a lot of my mates over the years).
I content myself with my usual miserable outlook on life and generally only believe in something once it’s in the bag.
Once in the bag do you allow yourself a little discreet fist pump :)
 
I TOLD you!

THIS is the moment, THIS is MY moment… I was so unbelievably right!! I can’t even breathe, I’m shaking, nearly crashed the car…my brain’s in another galaxy right now!! IT’S HAPPENING. I’m screaming, I’m laughing, I’m floating… this is the best feeling in the fucking world!!
Sounds like a good time to ask for a blowjob.
 
Still I get the feeling Bayer are just wanting to get as much out of Bayern as possible I just get that feeling,so many of the reports that I don’t know who to believe..if the lad signs well done if he doesn’t we move on to our next target..
Same. I have never for one single second thought Wirtz would come to City over Bayern. Not for a millisecond. There's too much pull in the other direction.
Absolutely, I feel the same way. It really does seem like Bayer are positioning themselves to squeeze the maximum out of Bayern—they know the leverage they have. The noise from all directions just makes it hard to tell what's real anymore.

And I agree, as much as I’d love to see Wirtz at City, I’ve always had that nagging feeling Bayern was the likelier destination. The pull is just too strong—culturally, domestically, and from a career narrative standpoint in Germany.
The only reason I’m still invested in this saga is because of what I’ve been told and the trust I have for them. At this point, I’m more curious than anything—to see if we can actually pull off the mega feat of snatching him from Bayern. Otherwise, I would’ve already resigned myself to the idea that it was a lost cause.

If he signs, brilliant. If not, we move, no drama. What matters most is that the club acts decisively and brings in top-level reinforcements.
 
I think Bayer absolutely hate Bayern and will do everything they can to stop him going there. I doubt it's all about money for them, if they can get £100m from us and he doesn't join Bayern they'd be happier than him going to Bayern for £150m

I get the feeling everyone in Germany that isn't Bayern absolutely despises them and their board
 
I TOLD you!

THIS is the moment, THIS is MY moment… I was so unbelievably right!! I can’t even breathe, I’m shaking, nearly crashed the car…my brain’s in another galaxy right now!! IT’S HAPPENING. I’m screaming, I’m laughing, I’m floating… this is the best feeling in the fucking world!!
melt
 
He’s coming home,
He’s coming home,
He’s coming,
Florian’s coming home.

To the Etihad,
To wear sky blue,
Pep made the call,
He knew what to do.
Now dreams are real,
The deal is done,
City’s got
Their chosen one.

He’s coming home,
He’s coming home,
He’s coming,

Florian’s coming home…
 
Someone come get me, I’m pacing around the room like a lunatic…HE’S ACTUALLY COMING, I can’t breathe.

 
I TOLD you!

THIS is the moment, THIS is MY moment… I was so unbelievably right!! I can’t even breathe, I’m shaking, nearly crashed the car…my brain’s in another galaxy right now!! IT’S HAPPENING. I’m screaming, I’m laughing, I’m floating… this is the best feeling in the fucking world!!

A you a women after having a multiple orgasam in your car!
 
He’s coming home,
He’s coming home,
He’s coming,
Florian’s coming home.

To the Etihad,
To wear sky blue,
Pep made the call,
He knew what to do.
Now dreams are real,
The deal is done,
City’s got
Their chosen one.

He’s coming home,
He’s coming home,
He’s coming,

Florian’s coming home…

If the next bit of info is in favour of him going to Bayern are you going to write a funereal ditty? In the style of Elliott Smith?
 
Someone come get me, I’m pacing around the room like a lunatic…HE’S ACTUALLY COMING, I can’t breathe.


Can proudly say I've never acted this way over a man before. What you're saying here is that Wirtz is coming, and it's taken your breath away? What a mouthful it must've been.
 

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