Jesus wept. The team is malfunctioning. We've got wingers who either aren't ready yet or never will be, we've got a centre forward who talks every few weeks about not being good enough this season but doesn't do anything about it, our talisman who is clearly over the hill, last season's player of the year who for whatever reason has fallen off a cliff, a full back and captain who decided halfway through the season that the fight wasn't for him and went off into a mid-table Italian club, a goalkeeper who seemingly can't be arsed anymore, a record signing that is more arsed about tipping ale down his throat than staying fit and fighting for his place, and yet an absolute work horse who has carried on regardless whilst Rome burns around him is the last player you'd go to war with?