Premier League 16th v 17th place playoff Final | Wed 21st May '25

Sat in a bar in Turkey and me and about 20 Turks are ripping the piss out of a.couple of Irish rags in here, set off quite friendly but when they conceded his head went, if they lose one of them is definitely going to kick off big time, hes challenged everyone in here to a bare knuckle fight already, don't know what is funnier, the shit game or this balloon.

I'm tempted to go buy him a Haaland shirt from the market stalls up the road, be worth the 10 euros!
Their dickhead fans really are fucking scum, and it appears it doesn’t matter what corner of the globe they’re from either
 
The two worst teams in the Premier League competing for a Champions League place...my word.

(officially, since the other three are already relegated.....what? It's my logic and i'm sticking to it, fuck you!)
 
Sat in a bar in Turkey and me and about 20 Turks are ripping the piss out of a.couple of Irish rags in here, set off quite friendly but when they conceded his head went, if they lose one of them is definitely going to kick off big time, hes challenged everyone in here to a bare knuckle fight already, don't know what is funnier, the shit game or this balloon.

I'm tempted to go buy him a Haaland shirt from the market stalls up the road, be worth the 10 euros!
I'm not one to make assumptions about the Turkish police, but surely there's nothing a well made pint glass, a strong cricket bowlers arm and a crisp 20 billion lira note can't solve.
 

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