United Thread | 2024/25

[laplandblue]

The rags have been great entertainment over the last 12 years.

And they’re getting funnier.

I thought City were the " Comedy Club " What goes around..

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

I absolutely fucking love that - rivalling the knowledgeable Anfield crowd on self-awareness charges........... :-)

 

[Gordyola]

Which was what was so crazy about it.

Especially given the culture at British Cycling and Team Sky couldn’t be further away from the rags. His cycling teams were built on mathematical planning, every grain of rice being weighed, millimetre precision going into everything - taking banter and rivalries aside it would make a lot more sense for him to work with an F1 team than the slap dash shit show at united.

Given INEOS own a stake at Mercedes I’m actually surprised he hasn’t rocked up there tbh, his skillset and background is a much closer fit.

F1 teams have real engineers not sales managers pretending to be one

 

[Gingers Dad]

utd not in Europe next season. Simon Stone is going to be gutted.

 

[surprisedbygrass]

Just read this shopping list on the caf. The clearout prices are …. ambitious. And before any lurking rags get giddy over the fantasy £48m ‘profit’, don’t forget you still owe £272m in outstanding transfer fees and the bailiffs will be turning up at Old Toilet to collect £156m of it this summer.

View attachment 157406

What planet are they on ? They'll be lucky to get thrupence for the lot of them . Surprised they are expecting to buy anyone. Don't players offer to play for nothing just for the chance to pull on The Famous Shirt ?

 

[ysmsa]

Dunney own goal in last minute ?

I may be wrong, probably am but Sun Jhi Hi and Sheffield United rings a bell.

 

[mexico1970]

What planet are they on ? They'll be lucky to get thrupence for the lot of them . Surprised they are expecting to buy anyone. Don't players offer to play for nothing just for the chance to pull on The Famous SHIT ?

Altered for accuracy.

 

[surprisedbygrass]

utd not in Europe next season. Simon Stone is going to be gutted.

Oh but "it's a chance for Amorin to properly coach the team" now they won't have Emmerdale . That's the way their spinning it , not pointing out the £15 million loss on gate receipts over the ten games they'll miss. Nevermind , at least they can recoup something through Round One of the League Cup ....

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

Onana - 50m
Cashemiro - 70m (OMG)
Mount - 64m
Hoijland - 77m (OMG)
Anthony - 70m
Sancho - 70m!

£400m ish

They should just stop spending!

 

[Norbert D]

utd not in Europe next season. Simon Stone is going to be gutted.

He’ll have to be content having cheap digs at City and arse licking the other English teams in Europe. No doubt he’ll be freeloading on the license payers dime on preseason rag tours.

 

[uweuweuwe]

Gets even better

https://www.manchestereveningnews.c...manchester-united-handed-yet-another-31701542

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

scruffy twats

 

[Churchlawtonblue]

Onana - 50m
Cashemiro - 70m (OMG)
Mount - 64m
Hoijland - 77m (OMG)
Anthony - 70m
Sancho - 70m!

£400m ish

They should just stop spending!

I am convinced someone missed a decimal point out of Anthony's contract!

 

[Vienna_70]

I may be wrong, probably am but Sun Jhi Hi and Sheffield United rings a bell.

As has already been mentioned, Sun scored an own goal against Middlesbrough, giving them a 1-0 win, without having a shot on target.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Whilst City play in club world cup in the USA the scum are playing Everton, Bournemouth and West Ham over there to gaslight their billions fans they are in it too. All games shown on Sky Sports.

 

[surprisedbygrass]

Gets even better

https://www.manchestereveningnews.c...manchester-united-handed-yet-another-31701542

I suggest the players they hope to sign this summer bring their own sarnies. Don't drink the water guys , it's probably syphoned off the roof .

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Gets even better

https://www.manchestereveningnews.c...manchester-united-handed-yet-another-31701542

Mouse droppings? Someone should teach Fernandez how to use the toilet.

 

[Vienna_70]

When @Prestwich_Blue mentioned a few years ago that the rags would incur financial penalties, if they failed to qualify for the Champions League in two consecutive seasons, I have been waiting for it to happen.

I feared that once again, the scummy twats would avoid the ignominy of this happening, but Spursy Spurs, at their Spursiest, came to the rescue, and now we have the unbridled joy of seeing the Trafford twats finally enduring consecutive years without the riches of CL football AND the penalties this will lead to.

It’s absolutely fucking brilliant!

 

[deano ou812]

Onana - 50m
Cashemiro - 70m (OMG)
Mount - 64m
Hoijland - 77m (OMG)
Anthony - 70m
Sancho - 70m!

£400m ish

They should just stop spending!

They’d honestly be lucky if they re coup £20 mill from those lot,although there is some teams out there as foolish as the rags when it comes to signing players at over inflated prices..

 

[gazbaz]

They are fucking shite. It's brilliant.