If the opposite of Carlsberg did posts.
I have a feeling that your facts come from social media.
Just to clear up one of your points, the January signings have a total of 45 appearances between them.
Our greatest ever player is no longer our greatest player, but our highest wage-earner, which sort of destroys your wage-bill point.
The Brazilian kid, I am guessing you mean Reis, is the captain of Brazil U18, and a big prospect. Should Ake or Stones leave, or both, I imagine you will be glad that we had the foresight to secure some of the best young defenders in world football.
As your post-January stats, you could equally say that Savinho, Doku and Grealish are part of the squad that won the first ever four-peat, if you decide to judge them on parts of seasons.