Media discussion - 2024/25

[JASR]

Haha, nailed it. He’s with them every single summer isn’t he?

It’s going to be another few weeks of ‘avoiding complete puff pieces from Simon stone about United foreign jollies’, every day.

It’s probably easy to predict the headlines he will churn out:
‘Amorim’s amazing amateur lads, step up from u18 and show the future is bright’

‘Amorim in daily contact with Sir Jim, about potential superstar summer signings’

‘A hat-trick in a 15minute cameo, has Amorim unearthed his class of 25?’

‘Next season, United look to reach back to where they belong, here are 5 ways Amorim will achieve it’

‘The adoring Malaysian fans, who will follow the Red Devils anywhere, anytime and anyhow’

I’ll see how close my Stone Bingo card is in a few weeks time.

 

[lunebleu]

According to our media buddies we've had a seriously disastrous season,yet we're only 3 points behind "stay humble" and more revenue coming in from the World Cup.

If we had ( should) won the cup it would have been a good season, given the injuries.

 

[Barrowby Blue]

I was listening to Hawksby and Jacobs earlier on Talksport. They were rating teams on their season. They gave us a C which is fair enough I suppose considering our high standards. However that tit Danny Kelly gave us a 5/10 whilst he gave the Scousers a 10 (did they win the quadruple without my noticing?) and Spurs 9! What a tool.

 

[TShed]

So 3,000 self-entitled fans lucky enough to get tickets to away games should dictate the ability of significantly more fans who want to legally watch their team play?

Or illegally…. That’s a choice

As opposed to Sky dictating when we play

 

[Danny Hoekman]

So 3,000 self-entitled fans lucky enough to get tickets to away games should dictate the ability of significantly more fans who want to legally watch their team play?

Wow!!

 

[TShed]

Haha, nailed it. He’s with them every single summer isn’t he?

Reminds of that story when Pisscan took his first training session and half way through asked whose that player over there and was told it’s Mike Sweeney a local radio DJ at which point Pisscan told his assistant to tell him to fuck off

 

[dadnlad]

I was listening to Hawksby and Jacobs earlier on Talksport. They were rating teams on their season. They gave us a C which is fair enough I suppose considering our high standards. However that tit Danny Kelly gave us a 5/10 whilst he gave the Scousers a 10 (did they win the quadruple without my noticing?) and Spurs 9! What a tool.

football teams not mesured by winning trebles was another classic

 

[TShed]

It’s going to be another few weeks of ‘avoiding complete puff pieces from Simon stone about United foreign jollies’, every day.

It’s probably easy to predict the headlines he will churn out:
‘Amorim’s amazing amateur lads, step up from u18 and show the future is bright’

‘Amorim in daily contact with Sir Jim, about potential superstar summer signings’

‘A hat-trick in a 15minute cameo, has Amorim unearthed his class of 25?’

‘Next season, United look to reach back to where they belong, here are 5 ways Amorim will achieve it’

‘The adoring Malaysian fans, who will follow the Red Devils anywhere, anytime and anyhow’

I’ll see how close my Stone Bingo card is in a few weeks time.

Slab Head looking dangerous in his new false nine role

 

[big gaz]

Aye, but you're forgetting Holt is a twat.

C word mate or OHIAC ;-)

 

[Ithryn Luin]

I was listening to Hawksby and Jacobs earlier on Talksport. They were rating teams on their season. They gave us a C which is fair enough I suppose considering our high standards. However that tit Danny Kelly gave us a 5/10 whilst he gave the Scousers a 10 (did they win the quadruple without my noticing?) and Spurs 9! What a tool.

I have always liked Danny Kelly but his snide anti City jibes are beginning to get too much. Though last week he was on our side and said we got sawn off in the final.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

I have always liked Danny Kelly but his snide anti City jibes are beginning to get too much. Though last week he was on our side and said we got sawn off in the final.

He lives in Ireland now.
Why?
And how can we send him back?

 

[RobinHood]

C word mate or OHIAC ;-)

Ha ha - I did deliberate.

 

[Blueboy73]

Although I would rather Forest had qualified and have no admiration whatsoever of Chelsea - this bitter c#nt shouldn't be able to call himself a journalist, or at least learn the game is now professional.

Ahhh, he must mean the Forest "Romance" of spending £360M and buying 43 players in 2 years.


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Is this the same plank who said Charlie Adam was a better signing for the victims than Sergio Aguero was for us?

 

[Platt Lane 59]

I was listening to Hawksby and Jacobs earlier on Talksport. They were rating teams on their season. They gave us a C which is fair enough I suppose considering our high standards. However that tit Danny Kelly gave us a 5/10 whilst he gave the Scousers a 10 (did they win the quadruple without my noticing?) and Spurs 9! What a tool.

Isn't Kelly, the bloated buffoon, a Tottenham fan ?
Perhaps he is winding up Arsenal fans with that score ?
Always seem to remember him as even less funny than that other egotist, Danny Baker.
Spurs will sack Ange and regret it...

 

[eyalluvitt]

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1st name on the team sheet: Simon ‘Utd jollies’ Stone

Is that his new compact formation for next season?

 

[Damanino]

what about Martin Samuel, havent heard of him since a long time...
I bet he is readying an article to release when 115 verdict drops where he burns Masters and co.

 

[TinFoilHat]

I was listening to Hawksby and Jacobs earlier on Talksport. They were rating teams on their season. They gave us a C which is fair enough I suppose considering our high standards. However that tit Danny Kelly gave us a 5/10 whilst he gave the Scousers a 10 (did they win the quadruple without my noticing?) and Spurs 9! What a tool.

Danny Kelly fucking hates us. He was gloating about palace being a "local club that provides support to it's community" unlike state owned city. Jacobs reminded him they are owned by yanks.

 

[Axel Freed]

I was listening to Hawksby and Jacobs earlier on Talksport. They were rating teams on their season. They gave us a C which is fair enough I suppose considering our high standards. However that tit Danny Kelly gave us a 5/10 whilst he gave the Scousers a 10 (did they win the quadruple without my noticing?) and Spurs 9! What a tool.

Yes mate, at some point every season they win the quadruple

 

[77lost by a point]

Danny Kelly fucking hates us. He was gloating about palace being a "local club that provides support to it's community" unlike state owned city. Jacobs reminded him they are owned by yanks.

Danny Kelly is a pantomime dame, a bit part player who's screeching voice puts the average Dipper to shame. His view on football is as relevant as the rag in the pub, wearing his grey Sharpe shirt holding court to disinterested punters.

 

[bigA]

Danny Kelly is a pantomime dame, a bit part player who's screeching voice puts the average Dipper to shame. His view on football is as relevant as the rag in the pub, wearing his grey Sharpe shirt holding court to disinterested punters.

Danny Kelly as Widow Twankey or Widow Wankey? I think he's Christopher Biggins's love child.