Rayan Cherki

[jimharri]

B-b-b-but, I thought the bald frau Pep likes small squads?

 

[bluemonkey71]

Are we there yet?

 

[Kippax77]

Can't see him doing it.

But the lure of hairy minge might just sway it for him

 

[moggymoz]

Not in the last year of his contract (I think) he will be sold to bring funds in

We're not some fuckin 3rd division club you know.

 

[CΛL]

Nooo. It’s flats on Brewer Street, other end of Northern Quarter

It’s both of those things, that’s on Ducie street down from Piccadilly station, Dakota hotel, flats your on about are behind it other side of the canal

 

[dadnlad]

B-b-b-but, I thought the bald frau Pep likes small squads?

still as usual buying his way out = cheque book manager only buys finished talent

 

[oldius]

I am very excited by this signing. His technique with world-class around him could be mesmerising.

 

[freshie]

Exactly the mentality I love to see

 

[BlueDejong]

Exactly the mentality I love to see

Love you, Rayan

 

[Skrastins]

Are we there yet?

Yes


He is at Manchipster’s as we speak

 

[Eccles Blue]

It might have been said before but every time I see the name on this thread I read it as Rylan Clarke and think noooo we don't want him. :-)

 

[houraisen]

Exactly the mentality I love to see

I am already his biggest fan.

 

[talkativesprout]

Also fear for Foden this year; he’ll be vulnerable if Savinho pushes on.

I fear for Connor McGregor this year if Rico Lewis pushes on enters the Octogon. Hope i'm wrong, but on the eye I'd say Sav is a younger version of Gabriel Jesus, talent beyond his years but no composure when it matters

 

[yankblue]

Exactly the mentality I love to see

Sounds like he's desperate to join Liverpool if you ask me

 

[remember arthur mann]

We have boiled some piss with these signings.

You can hear the red cartel skriking from North London to Stretford to Birkenhead.

How can they spend money waaaaah
How can they sign players waaahhh
Why haven't they been charged waaaahh.

Piss well and truly boiled.

All you lurking red mardarses on here, fuckin up yours.

Alice ain't happy.

 

[harley]

It might have been said before but every time I see the name on this thread I read it as Rylan Clarke and think noooo we don't want him. :-)

He's got nice teeth though, and he's a nice boy

 

[ProofMCFC]

Hopefully Grealish is sorted soon so Cherki can have the 10.

 

[foggy1974]

I’m still waiting for Txiki’s jumper. Only then will I believe we have landed these guys. I wonder what sartorial affectation Hugo will adopt for pictures of signings.

I hope Tixiki jumper goes in the museum when it opens

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

I’ve seen loads of YouTube videos, and not one of them tells me how good he is at playing the Piano?

 

[nmc]

We have touchdown at the Barton Aerodrome. A decoy flight was sent to Manchester International Airport but this is the real deal. I've just seen Rayan himself getting into a minicab hired from Eccles. He should be at the Etihad complex within the half hour.

I'm going to celebrate with an apple turnover and a hot Vimto.

I thought you were more of a Wagon Wheel kind of guy…