Words that can have different meanings (but spelt the same).

[Tuearts right boot]

Twat. An unlikeable person.
Twat. A term of endearment to signify a person (usually a friend) has had you over (usually in an argument).
Twat. To hit a tennis ball rather hard (usually at the twat of a mate who just cunningly lobbed you at the net).
Twat. To batter someone (usually not your mate but can be if highly toxic levels of alcohol and / or football involved.)

Or just generally use as appropriate

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Or just generally use as appropriate

Or.....lady parts of the 80s

 

[johnnytapia]

polish
Polish
simple capitalisation of first letter changes the pronounciation, are there any others?

Reading, reading.

 

[johnnytapia]

polish
Polish
simple capitalisation of first letter changes the pronounciation, are there any others?

Capitonym.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

polish
Polish
simple capitalisation of first letter changes the pronounciation, are there any others?

finish
Finnish

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

polish
Polish
simple capitalisation of first letter changes the pronounciation, are there any others?

Swede
swede

Yank
yank

Although just re-read your post, d’oh (dough)

Slough
slough (pronounced sluff)

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Reading, reading.

I went on the train to London and at one point I was reading in Reading

 

[jimharri]

At a stretch, you could add "dare" to 1, 2 and 3!

 

[Bill Walker]

Watch

Point

 

[johnnytapia]

I went on the train to London and at one point I was reading in Reading

To watch the guards do a march in March?

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

To watch the guards do a march in March?

Yes. One of the guards was cross with me as I began to cross the road in front of him

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

I had a friend from Eastern Europe who sent me money in the post. It didn’t arrive and I messaged him but he insisted he had sent it.
The next day I went back to the post office to check if the check* that my Czech friend sent had arrived.
*US spelling of check / cheque

 

[snorky]

Beaver

 

[PragueBlue]

I had a friend from Eastern Europe who sent me money in the post. It didn’t arrive and I messaged him but he insisted he had sent it.
The next day I went back to the post office to check if the check* that my Czech friend sent had arrived.
*US spelling of check / cheque

Central Europe if you don't mind ;-)

 

[snorky]

Clam

 

[DiscoSteve]

Reading, reading.

thats two :-)

 

[snorky]

Faggot

 

[JRockBlues]

How do you train train drivers?

 

[Marklr]

Nicely done!

You've set the bar for witty replies.
And so
I'm off to the bar, in celebration!
Lest you be worried, dear friend...
No moderator will bar you for that remarkable post!

Bollocks.

1. 1.
   the testicles.
   
   
2. 2.
   nonsense; rubbish (used to express contempt or disagreement, or as an exclamation of annoyance).

 

[blueish swede]

polish
Polish
simple capitalisation of first letter changes the pronounciation, are there any others?

Welsh