Glastonbury 2025

[Blue Mist]

BBC have a short video on their website about why there’s so many dippers at Glastonbury. They interviewed a few of them, all the usual cliched bolx, just fuck off BBC, and dippers.

Let me guess, they either:
a) stole someone else's ticket to get in.
b) jibbed in.
c) aren't really there, but if there is a disaster will claim they were for the compo ?

 

[There is a Light]

Wunderhorse will take some topping this weekend, what a band

 

[hilts]

Let me guess, they either:
a) stole someone else's ticket to get in.
b) jibbed in.
c) aren't really there, but if there is a disaster will claim they were for the compo ?

Blamed Chelsea fans for the state of the portaloos

 

[Kinkybyname]

imagine turning up there only to find that the 1975 and the jagged little pillock are on, fk me, off to the meth tent

 

[give it to gordon]

What a bellend.

Yea I forgive him afterall he did score the only goal in '69 cup final

 

[WestGorton]

The crowds look like they are ready for sheltered housing.

 

[urban genie]

Pink Pntheress is a welcome bit of pop, biffy clyro are wank

 

[Bowyers Sausages]

Only watched 10 mins of it and already getting annoyed at the knobs with their crap flags then the people pretending they're enjoying it much more than they really whilst trying to act natural with a t.v camera in their faces.
Cnuts on shoulders hoping to get spotted whilst blocking others view

Yes, the gits on shoulders always get my goat. I’d have to pack a hat-pin if I ever went.

 

[Blue Maverick]

Busta Rhymes is putting on a great show it’s bouncing

 

[richardtheref]

The jagged pill girl belting out some old hits. All out of tune

 

[Kinkybyname]

The jagged pill girl belting out some old hits. All out of tune

she's utter shite

 

[Lavinda Past]

I just watched Wet Leg. I feel very old.

That's enough Glastonbury for one night.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I'm waiting for the Bruce Dickenson / Steve Harris ensemble to play their set.

 

[jimharri]

The crowds look like they are ready for sheltered housing.

They're all tofu munching, free trade wine guzzling, sandal wearing, tree hugging, CND refugees, clad in their grandad's Che Guevara t shirt, skinny jeans, bandana and hand painted Dr Martens, all puffing away on roll your own cancer sticks. And all of them strangers to a bar of soap. Heaton Pk will be just the same in a few weeks' time.



Not that I'm generalising, you understand?

;-)

 

[WestGorton]

They're all tofu munching, free trade wine guzzling, sandal wearing, tree hugging, CND refugees, clad in their grandad's Che Guevara t shirt, skinny jeans, bandana and hand painted Dr Martens, all puffing away on roll your own cancer sticks. And all of them strangers to a bar of soap. Heaton Pk will be just the same in a few weeks' time.



Not that I'm generalising, you understand?

;-)

Probably why I never went. No chance of a tear up.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[meltonblue]

You can hear the front of the crowd singing it back a bit.

That’s the wrong slot for them though.

 

[jimharri]

I'd prefer the silence to Supergrass!

 

[vicblueman]

Jo Whiley looking fit has fuck In her black outfit

 

[Ysabel 123]

BBC have a short video on their website about why there’s so many dippers at Glastonbury. They interviewed a few of them, all the usual cliched bolx, just fuck off BBC, and dippers.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/czdv307vd5yo

Just watched that, they really are a different breed, apparently they could fly to Ibiza in the time it takes to drive to Glastonbury!

They will be filling their boots with all them unlocked tents!

The thieving twats have striped cars quicker than an F1 pit crew at Creamfields in the past!
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...ers-return-secure-car-park-stripped-cars.html