flook
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Pick up my new car tomorrow a Tesla model 3 :-)
MAGA twat ;)
Pick up my new car tomorrow a Tesla model 3 :-)
you have sex with your missus? thats disgustingDaughter is away for three nights so a good chance to plow the missus with no chance of interruptions
Ha my wife always starts sentences "do you know what I don't understand?" And because it's fun to annoy her I will say "ancient greek" and then she refuses to talk to me. Win winMrs KS explaining something: “I have been thinking….”
Me, quick as a flash: “Do you feel alright?”
Hooray for me, 1-0.
How was it?Found a wild swim lake a couple miles near my house - it’s the best thing ever especially in this weather.
How was it?
A bit of Homer in praise of women. I am one of the few left who did Greek A level. Hooray for me. Forgotten it all now. However you should read Oedipus Tyrannus by Sophocles, the greatest tragedy ever written.Ha my wife always starts sentences "do you know what I don't understand?" And because it's fun to annoy her I will say "ancient greek" and then she refuses to talk to me. Win win.
αἰδοίην, χρυσοστέφανον, καλὴνἈφροδίτην
ᾁσομαι, ἣ πάσης Κύπρουκρήδεμνα λέλογχεν
εἰναλίης, ὅθι μιν Ζεφύρου μένοςὑγρὸν ἀέντος
ἤνεικεν κατὰ κῦμα πολυφλοίσβοιοθαλάσσης
ἀφρῷ ἔνι μαλακῷ· τὴν δὲχρυσάμπυκες Ὧραι
δέξαντ’ ἀσπασίως, περὶ δ’ ἄμβροταεἵματα ἕσσαν·
κρατὶ δ’ ἐπ’ ἀθανάτῳ στεφάνηνεὔτυκτον ἔθηκαν
καλήν, χρυσείην· ἐν δὲ τρητοῖσιλοβοῖσιν
ἄνθεμ’ ὀρειχάλκου χρυσοῖό τετιμήεντος·
δειρῇ δ’ ἀμφ’ ἁπαλῇ καὶ στήθεσινἀργυφέοισιν
ὅρμοισι χρυσέοισιν ἐκόσμεον, οἷσίπερ αὐταὶ
Ὧραι κοσμείσθην χρυσάμπυκες,ὁππότ’ ἴοιεν
ἐς χορὸν ἱμερόεντα θεῶν καὶδώματα πατρός.
αὐτὰρ ἐπειδὴ πάντα περὶ χροῒκόσμον ἔθηκαν,
ἦγον ἐς ἀθανάτους· οἳ δ’ἠσπάζοντο ἰδόντες
χερσί τ’ ἐδεξιόωντο καὶ ἠρήσαντοἕκαστος
εἶναι κουριδίην ἄλοχον καὶ οἴκαδ’ἄγεσθαι,
εἶδος θαυμάζοντες ἰοστεφάνουΚυθερείης.
χαῖρ’ ἑλικοβλέφαρε, γλυκυμείλιχε·δὸς δ’ ἐν ἀγῶνι
νίκην τῷδε φέρεσθαι, ἐμὴν δ’ἔντυνον ἀοιδήν.
αὐτὰρ ἐγὼ καὶ σεῖο καὶ ἄλληςμνήσομ’ ἀοιδῆς.
Doh!A bit of Homer.
Another bit of Homer:Doh!
Enjoy. Sounds great.Been 4 times this week, absolutely love it. It’s a really fresh lake and well looked after. Hardly any other swimmers in the lake. Freezing at first then all fine. My arms are dead from all swimming.
just in...breaking news.
the woman i love just said "love ya" to me on whatsapp.
hooray for me.
i'm definitely not going to correct her yankie spelling of the word you.
i'm off women.A bit of Homer in praise of women. I am one of the few left who did Greek A level. Hooray for me. Forgotten it all now. However you should read Oedipus Tyrannus by Sophocles, the greatest tragedy ever written.
Yank.A bit of Homer in praise of women. I am one of the few left who did Greek A level. Hooray for me. Forgotten it all now. However you should read Oedipus Tyrannus by Sophocles, the greatest tragedy ever written.
PS I cheated and copied this from a website.
PPS When Londoners in business patronised me and took me for stupid because of my Manc accent, I used to quote a bit of Greek poetry to them in Greek. That shut them up. Yay for me.
Not a clue.i'm off women.
be that as it may,
perhaps you can help me with this...
i've been trying to remember which old greek said,
"how mad, how mad i was to swap the gods for sophocles".
any ideas?
According to AI:i'm off women.
be that as it may,
perhaps you can help me with this...
i've been trying to remember which old greek said,
"how mad, how mad i was to swap the gods for sophocles".
any ideas?
im sure the brother and sister will be very happy togetherOff to a wedding here in a few…… I hate weddings
how long do you have to sleep on the couch for?Mrs KS explaining something: “I have been thinking….”
Me, quick as a flash: “Do you feel alright?”
Hooray for me, 1-0.