United Thread | 2025/26

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So Rashford, Sancho and some other undesirables won't be returning to the swamp. Is this supposed to serve as a warning to others that unrest in the camp will not be tolerated? That the enemy within will soon be without? Is Amoron following in the steps of the pisscan and banning anyone whose opinion differs from his?
Whoever they ban from training, they've still got to pay the £300,000 a week wages to them.

Incredible, isn't it? A debt-ridden club hanging on to their Premier league status by their fingernails, mortgaged to the hilt, with no signs of their finances improving in the near future, having to lay off members of staff to cut overheads, and will now be paying out approximately a quarter of a million pounds each week to every player they don't want or don't need, to sit on their arses and contribute nothing...it's just one colossal fuck up after another.


Life is pretty good right now.
 
So Rashford, Sancho and some other undesirables won't be returning to the swamp. Is this supposed to serve as a warning to others that unrest in the camp will not be tolerated? That the enemy within will soon be without? Is Amoron following in the steps of the pisscan and banning anyone whose opinion differs from his?
Whoever they ban from training, they've still got to pay the £300,000 a week wages to them.

Incredible, isn't it? A debt-ridden club hanging on to their Premier league status by their fingernails, mortgaged to the hilt, with no signs of their finances improving in the near future, having to lay off members of staff to cut overheads, and will now be paying out approximately a quarter of a million pounds each week to every player they don't want or don't need, to sit on their arses and contribute nothing...it's just one colossal fuck up after another.


Life is pretty good right now.
Bit like us with Phillips and Grealish unfortunately.
 
I was watching "Back pages tonight " on Sly Sports yesterday (I know).

Charlie Wyett and John Cross were lamenting about the rags and expressing their concerns that the deal with Brentford to sign their striker has stalled.

They were using phrases like "well of course you have to factor in the obligatory Manchesniteh tax"

Cross was saying Brentford is a very well run football club and they are well within their rights to hold out for more money. After all they'll be aware Manchesniteh are desperate to sign a striker this summer.

Wyett was confident they will get their man however, it will come at a price and they will be desperate to unload players this summer.

I'm thinking to myself "it's all right this Back Pages malarkey, I could get use to this rag bashing"

Then it dawned on them (producer in the ear no doubt) this show is for the thick rag masses.

Good old Crossy started the ball rolling with this timeless cliche "let's not forget this is Manchesniteh were talking about and they still have a pull. Players want to play there and are often sold the dream" I'm paraphrasing.

I'm now a bit confused......... which is it?
They have to pay an excess tax for players to sign for them or players want to join them.

I'm thinking if I was offered three times my current salary for working less hours (no European football) I would buy into any dream you're selling me too.

Don't you find it ironic that it was the rags who started pointing their fingers at MCFC just after the takeover in 2008 calling our players mercenaries.

Well what do we have here? Players joining the circus of dreams because they are guaranteed to earn a significant amount more than they will on their current contracts.

Don't know about you, but that's got mercenary written all over it in my mind.
 
I was watching "Back pages tonight " on Sly Sports yesterday (I know).

Charlie Wyett and John Cross were lamenting about the rags and expressing their concerns that the deal with Brentford to sign their striker has stalled.

They were using phrases like "well of course you have to factor in the obligatory Manchesniteh tax"

Cross was saying Brentford is a very well run football club and they are well within their rights to hold out for more money. After all they'll be aware Manchesniteh are desperate to sign a striker this summer.

Wyett was confident they will get their man however, it will come at a price and they will be desperate to unload players this summer.

I'm thinking to myself "it's all right this Back Pages malarkey, I could get use to this rag bashing"

Then it dawned on them (producer in the ear no doubt) this show is for the thick rag masses.

Good old Crossy started the ball rolling with this timeless cliche "let's not forget this is Manchesniteh were talking about and they still have a pull. Players want to play there and are often sold the dream" I'm paraphrasing.

I'm now a bit confused......... which is it?
They have to pay an excess tax for players to sign for them or players want to join them.

I'm thinking if I was offered three times my current salary for working less hours (no European football) I would buy into any dream you're selling me too.

Don't you find it ironic that it was the rags who started pointing their fingers at MCFC just after the takeover in 2008 calling our players mercenaries.

Well what do we have here? Players joining the circus of dreams because they are guaranteed to earn a significant amount more than they will on their current contracts.

Don't know about you, but that's got mercenary written all over it in my mind.

The rags can't develop a team that will pull them out of the shit because their supporters and backers want success now and they don't want to wait to build a team.

So they are left with knee jerk purchases and the media telling everyone before the start of every season that they have bought the new georgie best, Pele or Messi whereas in reality it all amounts to fish fingers or sanchonistas.
 
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I see you've bought into Utd-leaks. They are using their fans to put pressure on their players to drive them out of the club. I am not sure that it is a very good strategy and it's going to drive down their transfer fees. They are going to be forced to sever the relationship with these players.

In one sense Cunha and Mbeumo are an upgrade on players who are disillusioned but in terms of their playing potential, you might argue that Rashford and Garnacho's bar is higher than Cunha and Mbeumo.
Its a question of character now. Sancho, Garnashers, Rashford and Antony are all bad apples. They will contaminate the rest of the fruit in the bowl.
 
Its a question of character now. Sancho, Garnashers, Rashford and Antony are all bad apples. They will contaminate the rest of the fruit in the bowl.
Luckily the only fruit left in the bowl is a bunch of Lemons.

They’ve released/exiled the following who contributed last season:

Evans 13 games 1 goal.
Lindelof 25 games
Eriksen 35 games 5 goals
Garnacho 58 games 11 goals
Rashford 24 games 7 goals
Antony 14 games 1 goal
Malacia 8 games
Sancho 1 game

178 games

All that has come in to an already depleted and injury prone squad is Cunha and Leon some 18 year old from Paraguay.

They’ve not addressed the piss weak midfield or a defence that is continually injured containing Shaw, De Ligt, Martinez and Maguire.

Delicious.
 
Luckily the only fruit left in the bowl is a bunch of Lemons.

They’ve released/exiled the following who contributed last season:

Evans 13 games 1 goal.
Lindelof 25 games
Eriksen 35 games 5 goals
Garnacho 58 games 11 goals
Rashford 24 games 7 goals
Antony 14 games 1 goal
Malacia 8 games
Sancho 1 game

178 games

All that has come in to an already depleted and injury prone squad is Cunha and Leon some 18 year old from Paraguay.

They’ve not addressed the piss weak midfield or a defence that is continually injured containing Shaw, De Ligt, Martinez and Maguire.

Delicious.


That list and the players left over doesn't even take into account the fake Haaland they bought for a kings ransom.
 
Luckily the only fruit left in the bowl is a bunch of Lemons.

They’ve released/exiled the following who contributed last season:

Evans 13 games 1 goal.
Lindelof 25 games
Eriksen 35 games 5 goals
Garnacho 58 games 11 goals
Rashford 24 games 7 goals
Antony 14 games 1 goal
Malacia 8 games
Sancho 1 game

178 games

All that has come in to an already depleted and injury prone squad is Cunha and Leon some 18 year old from Paraguay.

They’ve not addressed the piss weak midfield or a defence that is continually injured containing Shaw, De Ligt, Martinez and Maguire.

Delicious.

They're out of Europe, so they only need enough players for 1 game a week. The 22 man squad is piss weak, though. Need a striker and a goalie for starters. And a DM

Hojlund/Zirkzee/Obi
Cunha/Mbuemo/Mount/Amad
Casemiro/Ugarte/Fernandes/Collyer
Dorgu/Shaw/Heaven/Martinez/De ligt/Maguire/Mazroui/Amass
Onana/Bayindir/Heaton
 

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