United Thread | 2025/26

[The Lightbowne Cowboy]

So Rashford, Sancho and some other undesirables won't be returning to the swamp. Is this supposed to serve as a warning to others that unrest in the camp will not be tolerated? That the enemy within will soon be without? Is Amoron following in the steps of the pisscan and banning anyone whose opinion differs from his?
Whoever they ban from training, they've still got to pay the £300,000 a week wages to them.

Incredible, isn't it? A debt-ridden club hanging on to their Premier league status by their fingernails, mortgaged to the hilt, with no signs of their finances improving in the near future, having to lay off members of staff to cut overheads, and will now be paying out approximately a quarter of a million pounds each week to every player they don't want or don't need, to sit on their arses and contribute nothing...it's just one colossal fuck up after another.


Life is pretty good right now.

Ooh you are awful.. But I like ya! :)

 

[Blackley_Blue]

So Rashford, Sancho and some other undesirables won't be returning to the swamp. Is this supposed to serve as a warning to others that unrest in the camp will not be tolerated? That the enemy within will soon be without? Is Amoron following in the steps of the pisscan and banning anyone whose opinion differs from his?
Whoever they ban from training, they've still got to pay the £300,000 a week wages to them.

Incredible, isn't it? A debt-ridden club hanging on to their Premier league status by their fingernails, mortgaged to the hilt, with no signs of their finances improving in the near future, having to lay off members of staff to cut overheads, and will now be paying out approximately a quarter of a million pounds each week to every player they don't want or don't need, to sit on their arses and contribute nothing...it's just one colossal fuck up after another.


Life is pretty good right now.

Like when the naughty kids at school get rewarded.

You'd be pretty pissed off if your busting your bollocks every day while the trouble causers are sat at home doing fuck all for their wages

 

[KentBlue]

Still trying to get Mbeumo on the cheap, I see. Brentford not prepared to budge but the vermin trying every dirty trick they can resort to - and to be fair, they know most of them, they created them.
I hope Brentford stand firm and say 'Fuck you!' to the rags if they don't meet the asking price.

 

[Gazza]

Still trying to get Mbeumo on the cheap, I see. Brentford not prepared to budge but the vermin trying every dirty trick they can resort to - and to be fair, they know most of them, they created them.
I hope Brentford stand firm and say 'Fuck you!' to the rags if they don't meet the asking price.

They want to pay the £60M fee at £1M a year for the next 60 years.

 

[KentBlue]

They want to pay the £60M fee at £1M a year for the next 60 years.

They'd probably be allowed, too.

 

[Kippax77]

Still trying to get Mbeumo on the cheap, I see. Brentford not prepared to budge but the vermin trying every dirty trick they can resort to - and to be fair, they know most of them, they created them.
I hope Brentford stand firm and say 'Fuck you!' to the rags if they don't meet the asking price.

Sky will be set up outside Brentford's training ground soon trying to sway the deal, just like they did when they thought they had a chance with Frankie De Jong

 

[TinFoilHat]

Come on City.

Lets do a piano player on them again. Brief Natalie Sawyer were looking at a bid for him and watch the piss boil.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Sitcom cancelled

Just imagine the issues with all the behind doors financial stuff
....£10m would be chump change.

 

[Dobsy]

It puts things into perspective when you think we're all anxious about our right back situation, then when you compare the overall transfer dealing to theirs, we're so far ahead!

We don't or shouldn't compare ourselves to them. We should be looking at PSG, Madrid, Arsenal and Liverpool as the cohort we're peers with.

 

[deegee33]

Just imagine the issues with all the behind doors financial stuff
....£10m would be chump change.

My thoughts as well, they can't have s camera and a reporter behind the scenes without them having FULL control over them.

 

[horlock_was_super]

They want to pay the £60M fee at £1M a year for the next 60 years.

They’re not giving up on this.

I hear the next proposal is £60 for the next million years.

 

[remember arthur mann]

Garnacho will have a career somewhere when he’s free of that place.

Perfect for the talking corpse in the remake of Mr ED..

 

[manimanc]

They are now looking at signing Calvert Lewin on a free.

Pmsl.

 

[TinFoilHat]

They are now looking at signing Calvert Lewin on a free.

Pmsl.

They'll pay the 300 grand a week both Leeds and Newcastle have told him to get fucked with.

 

[deano ou812]

They are now looking at signing Calvert Lewin on a free.

Pmsl.

They'll pay the 300 grand a week both Leeds and Newcastle have told him to get fucked with.

Plays first game of season scores then is out for about 6 months with niggling injuries..

 

[The Lightbowne Cowboy]

They are now looking at signing Calvert Lewin on a free.

Pmsl.

That lad makes Jack Rodwell look invincible. It'll be funny as fuck if they do get him. :)

 

[Salford in the City]

We don't or shouldn't compare ourselves to them. We should be looking at PSG, Madrid, Arsenal and Liverpool as the cohort we're peers with.

Can't help it!
Being brought up in Salford and having endured all those tough times, I'll happily compare and enjoy these times!
Each to their own.

 

[remember arthur mann]

Sitcom cancelled

Record breaking???
City were paid over £10 million for the 17/18 Prime series.

More overhyped bullshit.

 

[foggy1974]

So Rashford, Sancho and some other undesirables won't be returning to the swamp. Is this supposed to serve as a warning to others that unrest in the camp will not be tolerated? That the enemy within will soon be without? Is Amoron following in the steps of the pisscan and banning anyone whose opinion differs from his?
Whoever they ban from training, they've still got to pay the £300,000 a week wages to them.

Incredible, isn't it? A debt-ridden club hanging on to their Premier league status by their fingernails, mortgaged to the hilt, with no signs of their finances improving in the near future, having to lay off members of staff to cut overheads, and will now be paying out approximately a quarter of a million pounds each week to every player they don't want or don't need, to sit on their arses and contribute nothing...it's just one colossal fuck up after another.


Life is pretty good right now.

If Carlsberg did bertie points

 

[foggy1974]

They'd probably be allowed, too.

Masters will find a way of the EPL paying it for them