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threespires said:
I think its real. We've all got a couple of old chargers in the draw, though why he would donate a perfectly serviceable tin opener to them I don't know.
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They are going to fish out 6 billion to buy the Glazers and scruffy Jim out and then hand it over to a beneficiary who will spend 5 billion on a new team. It's like a 5 year olds Xmas list :-)
 
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mexico1970 said:
They are going to fish out 6 billion to buy the Glazers and scruffy Jim out and then hand it over to a beneficiary who will spend 5 billion on a new team. It's like a 5 year olds Xmas list :-)
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To be fair I think you come out of reception class with more idea of numbers than that.
 
threespires said:
I think its real. We've all got a couple of old chargers in the draw, though why he would donate a perfectly serviceable tin opener to them I don't know.
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I actually think that is quite generous. It's been a long long time since they opened a can of whoop-ass on anyone.
Let's hope it doesn't come with an instruction manual, the rags are so thick they would use it as a doorstop.
 
bluethrunthru said:
I'll stick it here because it has some relevance given his stint at the wheel - genuine bit of good news - he beat the bastard

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Happy for the guy, he's the only head rag that I've ever remotely cared a little bit about. Plus, I was diagnosed with urothelial cancer last week and it gives this FOC a glimpse of light in an otherwise rather bleak couple of days.
 
mexico1970 said:
They are going to fish out 6 billion to buy the Glazers and scruffy Jim out and then hand it over to a beneficiary who will spend 5 billion on a new team. It's like a 5 year olds Xmas list :-)
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But it's 6 billion for the club, they then say they will clear the debt. In anybodys world it's around 850 million, possibly more as no one is allowed to see the books. So the true figure, bear in mind they will have to incur legal fees, is in excess of 7 billion.
Then they give it away to someone who promises to spend money, what happens if the new owner, let's call him Scruffy John refuses to spend?
Will they sue him ?

Complete and utter fucking clowns.
 
Blackley_Blue said:
If anyone wants a chuckle...

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Who in the right mind is going to hand money over to some unknown Internet fucker ?
Daft sad rags will be chipping in, £50, maybe a ton? And 2 years down the line no one knows what happened to the money or the bloke collecting it.

This scam is better than the Nigerian Prince one.
 
Blue Mist said:
Who in the right mind is going to hand money over to some unknown Internet fucker ?
Daft sad rags will be chipping in, £50, maybe a ton? And 2 years down the line no one knows what happened to the money or the bloke collecting it.

This scam is better than the Nigerian Prince one.
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And when the money goes walkies all hands will point to the instigators of said scam :)

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