United Thread | 2025/26

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

Third - he was in the far east and Stockholm before this one

What a pisstake

 

[Vienna_70]

I had some free bets back in the seasons after moyes.
I bet for United, Liverpool and Arsenal to be relegated. Think the odds were something like 10000-1, 7500-1 or 5000-1 for each of them.

The odds now are on approx parity with City being relegated (hopes of the deluded about the 115 outcome).

It certainly would be nice… I think they’ll survive this season, but the next 26-27 when the their really bad finances from 25-26 play out…

So, City reject, Omar, could be right about the rags winning the title in 2028.

The Championship title.

 

[TinFoilHat]

So, City reject, Omar, could be right about the rags winning the title in 2028.

The national Championship title.

 

[TShed]

You’re not the Pope, are you?

;-)

That accusation has saddened my eyes

I’m more Archbishop ;)

 

[Vienna_70]

That accusation has saddened my eyes

I’m more Archbishop ;)

It wasn’t an accusation; it was a question.

 

[hertsblue]

The BBC’s sports homepage has as its sixth biggest story, behind Stokes injury fears allayed and four features on the Euros final tonight.

What we learned from the rags' victory over West Ham (paraphrased).

It’s fucking nauseating.

Disgrace Stone is being paid yet again to follow them. West Ham today, Bournemouth next, its not as if they are playing the top teams in Europe.
What we learnt, it took just 5 minutes for them to get a penalty

 

[deegee33]

Disgrace Stone is being paid yet again to follow them. West Ham today, Bournemouth next, its not as if they are playing the top teams in Europe.
What we learnt, it took just 5 minutes for them to get a penalty

Saw a bus full of rags heading up I-95 yesterday from Philly to the match. The banner on the side of the bus read,
"Midtable Mayhem at MetLife"
Hahaha, someone had a bit of self-deprecating humor, a rare find among rags.

 

[bluethrunthru]

anyway back to earth - He is crying because Liverpool have "won" the transfer window. Is that a thing? How do you win a window? His biggest issue is that the rags have a decade of failure behind them - have been run like a sitcom and couldn't attract the striker from the Dog and Duck. Relishing the new season.

 

[RodneyRodney]

Disgrace Stone is being paid yet again to follow them. West Ham today, Bournemouth next, its not as if they are playing the top teams in Europe.
What we learnt, it took just 5 minutes for them to get a penalty

 

[Grassland Blue]

Like you I wasn't a fan of Tales of the Riverbank. You've missed out Picture Book which was the Monday slot for Watch with Mother. Always looked forward to Fridays for The Wooden Tops, very apt name these days for all things rags related.

I think the Woodentops was on a Wednesday. Andy Pandy was on Friday. Bill and Ben was on Tuesday iirc.

 

[chris63]

Rashford

Got put on at halftime then taken off with 10 minutes to go. Took the manager 35 minutes to realize he's loaned a flop. :)

 

[Match Fixer]

I suspect that the ease with which Barca and RM can be state aided and financially assisted to the detriment of other Spanish Clubs is being used to assist the United finances. Favour returned etc..

A bit like Chelsea and it's middle east connections. Seems to me City have been wrongly suspected and accused of the very thing others are actually guilty of. It's called a Clinton, or an Obama!

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Rashford

Got put on at halftime then taken off with 10 minutes to go. Took the manager 35 minutes to realize he's loaned a flop. :)

You mean Rashy Shirley? :-)

 

[jaiguruKun]

Stone on yet another BBC licence payer funded Jolly! The second of the summer!

I made a complaint to the BBC in June about the fact that 95% of the Chief Football writer's articles are about Ushited. Still waiting for a response.

 

[jaiguruKun]

The BBC’s sports homepage has as its sixth biggest story, behind Stokes injury fears allayed and four features on the Euros final tonight.

What we learned from the rags' victory over West Ham (paraphrased).

It’s fucking nauseating.

'Has De Ligt moved ahead of Maguire?'

Seriously, who fucking cares?!

 

[threespires]

Saw a bus full of rags heading up I-95 yesterday from Philly to the match. The banner on the side of the bus read,
"Midtable Mayhem at MetLife"
Hahaha, someone had a bit of self-deprecating humor, a rare find among rags.

As long as they accept the 'midtable' bit was inaccurate but required for the alliteration?

 

[Marvin.]

Stone on yet another BBC licence payer funded Jolly! The second of the summer!

They also covered Arsenal v Newcastle in Singapore and Liverpool v AC Milan.

Stones does at least criticise Utd. I think it was Stones who came up with the term 'bomb squad' to described the players that Utd are trying to force out.

 

[Marvin.]

As long as they accept the 'midtable' bit was inaccurate but required for the alliteration?

West Ham will do well to stay up next season. Apart from Bowen and Wan-Bissaka they look a very ordinary side. They sold Kudos. Wolves and West Ham both look vulnerable if one of the promoted sides does OK

 

[Blueknows]

West Ham will do well to stay up next season. Apart from Bowen and Wan-Bissaka they look a very ordinary side. They sold Kudos. Wolves West Ham and the rags all look vulnerable if one of the promoted sides does OK

Edited for accuracy

 

[dadnlad]

'Has De Ligt moved ahead of Maguire?'

Seriously, who fucking cares?!

who the fuck clicked it and read it is more worrying