Haircuts From Hell.

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Andy Dale

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Tonight I decided to get the clippers out and give myself the usual No 4.
Clipped the black No4 on and went to work.After 10 secs I realised it needed oil , so I took the No4 off and put some oil on the blades.
Bloody hell I didnt realise my hair had got so long. After 4 strokes over my head I saw the No4 on the floor.Fuck.
Running upstairs to use 2 mirrirs I discovered that I now look like a total loony thats escaped from somewhere.
Shaved the lot off and went out in an England cap to (badly) disguise my DIY efforts.
THE WHOLE PUB TOOK THE PISS.
Any other disaster haircuts out there?
 
Andy Dale said:
Tonight I decided to get the clippers out and give myself the usual No 4.
Clipped the black No4 on and went to work.After 10 secs I realised it needed oil , so I took the No4 off and put some oil on the blades.
Bloody hell I didnt realise my hair had got so long. After 4 strokes over my head I saw the No4 on the floor.Fuck.
Running upstairs to use 2 mirrirs I discovered that I now look like a total loony thats escaped from somewhere.
Shaved the lot off and went out in an England cap to (badly) disguise my DIY efforts.
THE WHOLE PUB TOOK THE PISS.
Any other disaster haircuts out there?
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I'd take the piss as well.
 
Andy Dale said:
Tonight I decided to get the clippers out and give myself the usual No 4.
Clipped the black No4 on and went to work.After 10 secs I realised it needed oil , so I took the No4 off and put some oil on the blades.
Bloody hell I didnt realise my hair had got so long. After 4 strokes over my head I saw the No4 on the floor.Fuck.
Running upstairs to use 2 mirrirs I discovered that I now look like a total loony thats escaped from somewhere.
Shaved the lot off and went out in an England cap to (badly) disguise my DIY efforts.
THE WHOLE PUB TOOK THE PISS.
Any other disaster haircuts out there?
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That is a popular look right now, mental patient do, enjoy it
 
This guy is going viral for this rather shocker of a doo.

Short back and sides and a thatched house please, boss.IMG_1473.jpeg
 
LangleyBlue1970 said:
This guy is going viral for this rather shocker of a doo.

Short back and sides and a thatched house please, boss.View attachment 165097
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A couple of years ago, I went to bed after two bottles of wine. It was warm and I was sleeping shirtless.

Whilst trying to get comfortable and fall asleep, some hair on my chest kept "irritating me." How did I solve the issue? I did what any sensible drunk would do.

I got up went into the other room and got my clippers out. In the dark I made four or five swipes across, and up and down, my chest and went back to bed feeling much better.

In the morning, my wife woke me up with "What did you do to yourself?!"
 
better dead than red said:
A couple of years ago, I went to bed after two bottles of wine. It was warm and I was sleeping shirtless.

Whilst trying to get comfortable and fall asleep, some hair on my chest kept "irritating me." How did I solve the issue? I did what any sensible drunk would do.

I got up went into the other room and got my clippers out. In the dark I made four or five swipes across, and up and down, my chest and went back to bed feeling much better.

In the morning, my wife woke me up with "What did you do to yourself?!"
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Are you still a virgin?
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Andy Dale said:
Tonight I decided to get the clippers out and give myself the usual No 4.
Clipped the black No4 on and went to work.After 10 secs I realised it needed oil , so I took the No4 off and put some oil on the blades.
Bloody hell I didnt realise my hair had got so long. After 4 strokes over my head I saw the No4 on the floor.Fuck.
Running upstairs to use 2 mirrirs I discovered that I now look like a total loony thats escaped from somewhere.
Shaved the lot off and went out in an England cap to (badly) disguise my DIY efforts.
THE WHOLE PUB TOOK THE PISS.
Any other disaster haircuts out there?
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Buy a ticket for the Rags' first home game and yer won't look out of place.
 
dickie davies said:
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Have you seen Beckham recently. He claimed he dropped his clippers on his head causing a bald patch. Should just shave it off like Jason Statham and Ross Kemp etc - it's not as though his pretend wife will leave him.
 
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Becomes internet meme

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Returns to his shift at Tyneside Greggs
 
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