United Thread | 2025/26

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Sky Blue said:
Exactly what I said to the stupid red **** I was arguing with yesterday. Mate of my lad's but I couldn't resist when he started. He was stuttering and stammering away by the time by the time I was finished with him.
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You can set your clocks to idiot deluded rags, mouthy and giving it big licks when they’ve spent a shit ton of money in August on transfers that don’t make sense.

The realisation that they are still shit and need to replace the manager in November. That the Glazers need to go and they need to bring in more people who understand the club - Family Man Ryan, Gary Chuckle, Fat Wayne.

The world beaters they signed in the summer who were going to be better then Haaland etc. saying that they all need shipping out when it gets round to May.

The Earth rotates round the sun another year and their perennial delusion is still strong, that they are still relevant and that the footballing world hasn’t moved on from them.
 
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feedmpenzaandhewillscore said:
You can set your clocks to idiot deluded rags, mouthy and giving it big licks when they’ve spent a shit ton of money in August on transfers that done make sense.

The realisation that they are still shit and need to replace the manager in November. That the Glazers need to go and they need to bring in more people who understand the club - Family Man Ryan, Gary Chuckle, Fat Wayne.

The world beaters they signed in the summer who were going to be better then Haaland etc. saying that they all need shipping out when it gets round to May.

The Earth rotates round the sun another year and their perennial delusion is still strong, that they are still relevant and that the footballing world hasn’t moved on from them.
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The **** said Haaland is shit and Mbeumo will score more next season. After I stopped laughing (took a while) I offered him a £200 bet and the silly red fucker backed off and declined. I tend not to have any conversations with any daft red twats these days but sometimes the old me kicks in and I let rip.
 
Sky Blue said:
The **** said Haaland is shit and Mbeumo will score more next season. After I stopped laughing (took a while) I offered him a £200 bet and the silly red fucker backed off and declined. I tend not to have any conversations with any daft red twats these days but sometimes the old me kicks in and I let rip.
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Mbueno is a journeyman striker who’s only had one decent season which got him his move to the swamp. Which makes him no better to what they had in Rashford.

I’ve seen a few rag social media pages starting to have questions about Cunha as he has been anonymous in preseason. Players need time to adjust which doesn’t seem to match their timetable for getting back to the top of English football.

They’ve signed players that should have made a difference in the past like Sanchez, Di Maria, Lukaku. The whole footballing operation of that club is cursed, the transfer window won’t sort it.
 
A rag kunt went on talkshite talking about they earned there money over 30 years then just threw in that Man City cooked there books! I was waiting for them to say you can’t say that but just let it go! How can an organisation like them let this go! Baffling!
 
Can't see them getting Baleba. Brighton would want a similar fee to the £115m they got for Caicedo I suspect.
 
ElMago_DSilva said:
If football is making you this depressed, maybe you should take a break from it for a while.
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I do sometimes. The more things go well for the red scum the less interested I become. Last season was tough apart from winning quite a bit in bets against us. I’d rather we were back like the Centurions season though.
 
waspish said:
A rag kunt went on talkshite talking about they earned there money over 30 years then just threw in that Man City cooked there books! I was waiting for them to say you can’t say that but just let it go! How can an organisation like them let this go! Baffling!
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How does the logic of earned money work when they are a billion pound in debt? They’ve lived beyond their means for two decades, continually extending your credit facility and asking the tax payer for help to build their new stadium. That’s hardly earning money and financial sense?
 
Bert Swift said:

Lest We Forget - ‘A tax exile’s half-baked misbegotten scheme’​

The Blackley and Middleton South MP (and United fan) writes on Ratcliffe and Co’s proposals for the stadium and surrounding area

There were then meetings with City, who bit our hand off. Given City’s smaller fan base, the size of the ground had to be reduced but City’s new home in a state-of-the-art stadium made them attractive to first Thaksin Shinawatra and then to the Abu Dhabi United Group, effectively the Abu Dhabi state. This and the subsequent investment in the team has led to City’s recent spectacular success and then improvements in the ground
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Hope your massive decrepit shithole of a stadium follows the example of your corrupt and piss poor team of mercenaries, you saggy faced, Johnnie mouthed wankstain.

You and your crony tony Lloyd certainly have enjoyed the good times at the expense of the public purse, seemlessly transitioning from local government minor corruption to fully riding the Westminster gravy train of expense accounts second homes and part time work, you hypocritical jealous parasite.
 
Semper aggressus said:
So much for them being hamstrung by finishing 15th and winning nothing. Really pissed me off this how they’re still managing to attract decent players.

Would Mbuemo and Sesko go to fucking Everton or Fulham? Similar standard and league position. How come Spurs couldn’t offer Mbeumo the same wages, plus they’re in Europe, and Newcastle with the Saudi owners having so much cash.

How much longer do these cunts have to be shit before players snub them?

Desperately hope these signings flop like Hojlund and many before him; Sancho, Sanchez, Pogba, Lindelof, etc.

If these cunts finish top 4 I’m done with football. Just sick of them. Need properly kicking while they’re down, fuck the bastards off to the championship.
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So basically your love for football is safe
 
Sky Blue said:
I tend not to have any conversations with any daft red twats these days but sometimes the old me kicks in and I let rip.
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I'm the same, and I feel a lot better for it. I have a plastic rag just up the road from me who used to try to wind me up all the time. Ticked every box on the City Bingo, until I began giving him both barrels. He stopped talking to me months and months ago: doesn't even acknowledge me in the street now. Avoids eye contact, etc.
But I genuinely do feel a lot more content not having to deal with him anymore. Some of the bullshit he came out with on his many anti-City tirades meant we almost came to blows a couple of times. It would have suited me. (I come from a military family: Royal Marines, Para's, all of the older members learned self-defence and passed a few tricks on to me - the skinny, long-haired guitarist who was on first name terms with Henry McCullough (ex-Wings!)
And foregoing my dignity and my standing in the community in order to brawl in the street with the neighbourhood rag would have been well worth it.
 
waspish said:
A rag kunt went on talkshite talking about they earned there money over 30 years then just threw in that Man City cooked there books! I was waiting for them to say you can’t say that but just let it go! How can an organisation like them let this go! Baffling!
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The whole article or show was set up to snear at fans moaning about PSR
 
Tracking back said:
These idiots in the media are talking about how the pressure of joining the rags can take its toll on the player.

What fucking pressure?

The pricks in red finished 15th last season. They've been on a downward spiral for over twelve years now.
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I don’t know mate, I imagine these relegation battles are pretty tough going
 
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