United Thread | 2025/26

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If they sign Baleba, they will finish above Arsenal

Exactly ..midfield is shite (ugarte and cashemiro)
defence is shite (onana , slabhead and the butcher)
they may score a few more but still concede the same prob even more
I still laugh everytime the he’s described as the butcher, the only thing he’s butchered was his own knee
 
Remember the banner - Your Players Make Money Ours Make History
Those fuckers have got form for their banners and thankfully, it's comes back to bite them on their arse.

I'm waiting for their next protest outside the swamp and it won't be long before we see:

"IT'S NOT FAIR"

and the one next to that:

"WE DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS SHIT"
 
Those fuckers have got form for their banners and thankfully, it's comes back to bite them on their arse.

I'm waiting for their next protest outside the swamp and it won't be long before we see:

"IT'S NOT FAIR"

and the one next to that:

"WE DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS SHIT"
That'll be on Saturday for the latest We're Not Winning Anymore demonstration
 
No, you're not the only one. Myself and pretty much everyone I have spoken to (including a few rags, oddly enough) echo those sentiments verbatim.
£2 billion, when the club are laying off staff to save money? Either 'Mr 27%' is pulling a fast one or he's suffering with some bizarre mental issue - or both. Either way talk of a new cutting edge stadium for the rags is just pie in the sky - sports.
Tantamount to insider trading dodgy ****
 
I can't help but feel Amoron is inviting pressure on himself with all these signings, because they simply have to work - but if they don't he's gone.
Slot has put himself under a great deal of pressure with his signings too, but on paper at least he has better quality players in his squad, so even if it takes longer than anticipated for the new boys to gel, he'll be given time. His stock is good with the dippers and the media seem to have taken to him, more than they ever did under Bingo, anyway.
It's not the same at RagLand: the fact that the plastics are planning yet another protest before the season has even started says much about the lie of the land there. Two or three bad results, new signings not delivering for one reason or another (and the tabloids getting a few digs in) could see a very bleak future indeed for Amoron. Which would be a shame because he comes across as a decent-enough man (for a rag).
 
They've blown the entire budget on 3 forwards who in complete fairness may be a very good attack but could easily be as disastrous as last seasons attack.

Im guessing they're banking on selling a few of the outcasts for good money to cover this outlay. what club would be stupid enough to pay the asking price on any united player right now?

They'll be desperate to sell, come in with offensively low-ball offers late into the window and they'll probably have to consider them. I reckon they're banking on Saudi paying up for a antony/Sancho. They'll have Ferguson on the phone to Ronaldo trying to convince him to demand they sign a rag. Let's hope they dont fall for it.

If this doesnt work for them, they could be even more fucked, no europe, psr restrictions for the next couple of years and very few sellable assets.
 
Some proper split arses on here, panicking about these dick heads. They’re continuously on the decline.

They aren’t finishing above 10th. Not a chance. Infact that Amorim will likely be gone by Christmas if their recent history with managers is anything to go by.
 

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