United Thread | 2025/26

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Have these twats not fucked off yet? Thought they were on the brink of going bust if it wasn’t for binning off three quarters of their staff?

Let’s hope this latest throw money at it attempt turns to more dog shit. It genuinely feels like this is the last chance saloon for them. Please make it go tits up and they can finally fuck off.
 
LangleyBlue1970 said:
It’s funny. The rags I know are all crowing like they were this time last year when they signed zit face. What they don’t understand is these strikers, infact none of their signings even under Taggart, are marquee like Haaland. That hate that we are the only English club to have made a signing like that, and so they cling to the snippets the media feed them like they’re signing the next best thing.

Dickheads.
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Yeah just say to them your in the situation we were scrambling at the bottom of the league looking for a striker, it’s like when we were signing dickov and Roslor and Bob Taylor us thinking they worked beaters and they end up like your last two strikers shite
 
ninjamonkey said:
They've blown the entire budget on 3 forwards who in complete fairness may be a very good attack but could easily be as disastrous as last seasons attack.

Im guessing they're banking on selling a few of the outcasts for good money to cover this outlay. what club would be stupid enough to pay the asking price on any united player right now?

They'll be desperate to sell, come in with offensively low-ball offers late into the window and they'll probably have to consider them. I reckon they're banking on Saudi paying up for a antony/Sancho. They'll have Ferguson on the phone to Ronaldo trying to convince him to demand they sign a rag. Let's hope they dont fall for it.

If this doesnt work for them, they could be even more fucked, no europe, psr restrictions for the next couple of years and very few sellable assets.
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Maybe pr7 himself will sign em
Doesn’t he now own one of these clubs for his signing on fee.
 
jrb said:
BBC Football w@nking itself silly over the Sesko signing. Stats, stats, and more stats.
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If he'd signed for City you could guarantee that the media would immediately pick up on the fact that he didn't score v Liverpool or Villa in the CL last season.

They would also point to his 13/33 Bundesliga goals record being inflated by penalties which he probably wouldn't be taking as we already had a penalty taker. Will he take them for the rags?

In fairness he did score against Bayern, Juventus and Atletico, so he's obviously half decent
 
Kippax77 said:
Brighton seemingly wanting 120M.
lets see how this one plays out
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Imagine if they actually pay that, this would take their spending close to half a billion if they manage a keeper and maybe one other.
How the actual fuck would worzal explain that considering he told the world 5 months ago the club would be broke by Christmas
What’s changed, where has all this so called earned money suddenly come from, even stefan said they will struggle to comply with psr 25/26.
Maybe stefan can explain how?
 
Zubrman said:
Did GPC not try to retire at some point during that time IIRC?
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He did. However the hurd wouldn't have it.

It wasn't too long after that Shrek accused the club of lacking ambition.

The pisscan was very perplexed and upset by those remarks. However, they did kiss and make up by paying Rooney £300,000.00 per week.

These days it's usually their incoming players who lack ambition.
 
roach3 said:
Imagine if they actually pay that, this would take their spending close to half a billion if they manage a keeper and maybe one other.
How the actual fuck would worzal explain that considering he told the world 5 months ago the club would be broke by Christmas
What’s changed, where has all this so called earned money suddenly come from, even stefan said they will struggle to comply with psr 25/26.
Maybe stefan can explain how?
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PSR doesn’t apply to them. We’ve seen this play out before,they look like they will fail it miserable but get given the usual leg up by the premier league. It’s a joke.
 
waspish said:
Yeah just say to them your in the situation we were scrambling at the bottom of the league looking for a striker, it’s like when we were signing dickov and Roslor and Bob Taylor us thinking they worked beaters and they end up like your last two strikers shite
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That’s not very fair on Uwe.

He was fucking brilliant for us, up until the last 18 months or so.

He proved to be an inspired signing, at a time, when we were wondering where the next goal was coming from.

Dicky did do badly for us, either, though I will concede you have a point about Taylor.
 
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roach3 said:
Imagine if they actually pay that, this would take their spending close to half a billion if they manage a keeper and maybe one other.
How the actual fuck would worzal explain that considering he told the world 5 months ago the club would be broke by Christmas
What’s changed, where has all this so called earned money suddenly come from, even stefan said they will struggle to comply with psr 25/26.
Maybe stefan can explain how?
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Seems like there's something happening at the moment with all this spending by the rags and dippers in particular.
Can't help thinking it's got something to do with our case or even result but I don't have a clue what.
The rags seem to found a loophole of some sort because like you say they told everyone they would be brassic by Xmas and I'm not having the increase in season tickets prices have covered this latest annual 200M + splurge
 
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