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Have these twats not fucked off yet? Thought they were on the brink of going bust if it wasn’t for binning off three quarters of their staff?

Let’s hope this latest throw money at it attempt turns to more dog shit. It genuinely feels like this is the last chance saloon for them. Please make it go tits up and they can finally fuck off.
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I'd love to know what those workers that were made redundant earlier in the year make of the money the rags have spent this summer. £130m on Cunha and Mbeumo, with another £74m going on Sesko apparently. Over £200m. A few percent of that would have kept those people in their jobs for the next few years.
Luckily it was broadcast worldwide snd so everyone will know what utter cunts they are.
 
Turn on any quiz show and there always seems to be a contestant from that blighted hole. Most completely unintelligible and thick as two short planks.

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Compulsory purchase powers’ could be used by Andy Burnham’s office to resolve an impasse in land negotiations around the SWAMP redevelopment.
 
Have these twats not fucked off yet? Thought they were on the brink of going bust if it wasn’t for binning off three quarters of their staff?

Let’s hope this latest throw money at it attempt turns to more dog shit. It genuinely feels like this is the last chance saloon for them. Please make it go tits up and they can finally fuck off.
Yep its now or never for the cunts, if they miss out on champions league football, with this outlay, they are truly fucked !!!
 
I'd love to know what those workers that were made redundant earlier in the year make of the money the rags have spent this summer. £130m on Cunha and Mbeumo, with another £74m going on Sesko apparently. Over £200m. A few percent of that would have kept those people in their jobs for the next few years.
Just watched a discussion on ESPN on which the question was asked "How have United funded these transfers". One of the responses was "They realised 40million from Rashford going on loan to Barcelona". Surely that relates to his wages that would have been paid over the rest of his contract - not an upfront deposit in their bank account.
They are also supposedly interested in a Brighton player valued at well over 100million.
Someone (possibly scruffy) has made a big loan to them enabling this splurge.
 
Been in work 5 mins not sure if I need putting in a mental ward or the dickedd rags there finishing top 4 according to them
 
Mbeuno and Caunha deals are structured over 5 years to avoid PSR, according to K.Maguire, I e-mailed him!
Don't know about Sesko though.
They haven't addressed the problems in defence, seems a case of if you score 3 we'll score 4, hopefully not!
If you're a betting person and anyone offering odds on the aggregate number of goals (for and against) over the season, I'd be tempted to put a few quid on. Also rumours of Bruno to the Saudi League have resurfaced, or maybe that was just a 'filler' in last Sunday's MEN!
 
Mbeuno and Caunha deals are structured over 5 years to avoid PSR, according to K.Maguire, I e-mailed him!
Don't know about Sesko though.
They haven't addressed the problems in defence, seems a case of if you score 3 we'll score 4, hopefully not!
If you're a betting person and anyone offering odds on the aggregate number of goals (for and against) over the season, I'd be tempted to put a few quid on. Also rumours of Bruno to the Saudi League have resurfaced, or maybe that was just a 'filler' in last Sunday's MEN!
Oh it's filler alright.
The MUEN love filling up their website with red shite.
 
Be interesting to see their next set of accounts
Well given Qatar couldn't even get a firm grasp of the rags finances and debt levels despite engaging the very best forensic accountants and auditors available to spend 6 months scrutinising them.... I'm not sure you'll get a clear and honest picture from the fantasy figures that the club make publicly available and the PL accept at face value no questions asked.
 

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