Which car is mostly driven by arseholes?

mancboy said:
Discuss

For me the current frontrunner is the audi a1 which seems to be the car of choice for knobheads.
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jacko74 said:
Young knob heads - The performance version of the Seat Ibiza or Leon or cupra or whatever its called now.

For middle-aged knob heads - BMW M or Audi S with their ridiculous brapping and farting exhausts.
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Oi I’m not having that I drive an Audi S1, I’m a polite **** mostly.

I always find it bizarre that you’ll wait and hold the door open for someone but if anyone tries to steal 5 inches of tarmac from you, you’ll want a row about it.

So here is something I find works a lot of the time; I always wave a thank you to people before I cut in front of them, if they don’t want to let me in I don’t argue about it but 9/10 they’ll let me in. I think folk just want people to thank them.
 
metalblue said:
Oi I’m not having that I drive an Audi S1, I’m a polite **** mostly.

I always find it bizarre that you’ll wait and hold the door open for someone but if anyone tries to steal 5 inches of tarmac from you, you’ll want a row about it.

So here is something I find works a lot of the time; I always wave a thank you to people before I cut in front of them, if they don’t want to let me in I don’t argue about it but 9/10 they’ll let me in. I think folk just want people to thank them.
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Thats why i put mostly in, there is always exceptions to the rule that being said what car are you going to drive when you grow up ;)
 
metalblue said:
Oi I’m not having that I drive an Audi S1, I’m a polite **** mostly.

I always find it bizarre that you’ll wait and hold the door open for someone but if anyone tries to steal 5 inches of tarmac from you, you’ll want a row about it.

So here is something I find works a lot of the time; I always wave a thank you to people before I cut in front of them, if they don’t want to let me in I don’t argue about it but 9/10 they’ll let me in. I think folk just want people to thank them.
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Yes its more the bigger Audi S cars, particularly the S3 and S4 that are driven by knobheads, despite being the performance versions they're not actually "drivers cars" at all and are incredibly dull and uninvolving to drive, they're just loud, brash attention seeker cars.
 
mancboy said:
Thats why i put mostly in, there is always exceptions to the rule that being said what car are you going to drive when you grow up ;)
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I also put mostly in my reply. Sometimes I’m not a polite **** ;)

I had a BMW 5 series before this, absolutely hated it. Keep thinking I need something bigger, well Mrs MB keeps telling me she needs something bigger so ….
 
I do a lot of driving, motorway especially, and it’s definitely Audi drivers. Aggressive, ignorant and no idea what indicators are (although that last bit be said for anyone who drives a German car or Skoda estate).
My pet hate tho are Dacia drivers. Do those cars even have an accelerator on them?
 
uweuweuwe said:
The range rover and similar type vehicles driven by people who dont need them and cant drive them. can normally be seen outside schools blocking roads and pavements at school run times.
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Every other woman in Saddlworth. Pausing and driving really slowly through a gap Luke Shaw could fit through
 
I find it funny they are going on about eye testing 70 year olds, I’d put the driving age upto 21 at least and then, if you lose your licence at any age it’s a 10 year ban, unless you killers or severely injured someone then it’s a lifetime ban, don’t care what it’s for, tough shit.
 
NZBlue said:
Stalker alert...

Your MOT has expired :-)
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Its only done just over 63,000 miles but its running a bit rich to get through the mot, I think he needs to put some injector cleaner in it and take it for a blast down the motorway, oh and there is plenty of rust underneath, an oil leak & the rear bumper mountings are looking a bit dodgy,
This internet thing is amazing isnt it :-)
 
prestonibbo_mcfc said:
I don't think being a shit driver is particularl to any car these days. Generally everyone seems to think that it's most important that they get to their destination and fuck everyone else.
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People just seem to suffer from ‘rushing around syndrome’. They can’t take their time to do anything whilst a sense of impatience and impending doom seems to take over anyone trying to get anywhere. People rush home (look at the ground on 80 minutes), often for no reason at all, only to be ‘there quicker’. They get home and, metaphorically, or literally, flop on the sofa, scratch their balls and complain about what’s on the TV.

In the car, we feel like it’s ’our space’ and we’re fuming should anyone appear to be taking it (we will wait, often with a smile, with a door open for someone to come through but if they try and take 5 yards of tarmac from us in the car we’ll be absolutely raging!

Someone jumps in front of a train, trains obviously get delayed or cancelled, and we scream at the people in a uniform on the platform, without once thinking; ‘I might be having a shit day but some poor bugger is having a worse one’.

I do often wonder what sort of exciting, non-stop life many people are leading, as they’re so wound up and so determined to get to the next thing as quickly as possible…
 
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