If You Open A Bottle of Wine

[Blue Mist]

You have to finish it dont you ?

Don't you !

I've just had 4 pints of Joey Holts, came home and made me and Mrs Mist a pasta salad. Making it means you have a drink, so i opened a Lebanese Red
She only drinks white.......
What ?

Any way I'm over two thirds through it so no way is it being saved.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

You have to finish it dont you ?

Daft question of the evening, No 1

 

[idahoblues]

You have to finish it dont you ?

Don't you !

I've just had 4 pints of Joey Holts, came home and made me and Mrs Mist a pasta salad. Making it means you have a drink, so i opened a Lebanese Red
She only drinks white.......
What ?

Any way I'm over two thirds through it so no way is it being saved.

Of course you have to finish it

 

[Barcon]

If I opened a bottle of wine I would have to do a quick ball check.

 

[Blue Mist]

If I opened a bottle of wine I would have to do a quick ball check.

Oh no you didn't.
You surely didn't go down the 1970's road of wine is for pu**s ?

 

[Lavinda Past]

It's perfectly acceptable to keep it for cooking.

 

[Lavinda Past]

Oh no you didn't.
You surely didn't go down the 1970's road of wine is for pu**s ?

Beer for men
Lager for ladies
Orange squash for kids

Who do you think wine was for...? Tramps and nancy boys.

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

Red Leb in a glass? How times have changed.

 

[Blue Mist]

It's perfectly acceptable to keep it for cooking.

Yes it is.


But why would you ?
I'm not talking about Liebraumilch where you drank it and stuck a candle in the top to be 'oh so liberal'.

What was the others? Blue Nun and some German shit, Black Tower ?

 

[Lavinda Past]

Yes it is.


But why would you ?
I'm not talking about Liebraumilch where you drank it and stuck a candle in the top to be 'oh so liberal'.

What was the others? Blue Nun and some German shit, Black Tower ?

When the candle wax dripping down the bottle was fully formed, the value of your house increased by at least 10%

My favourite wine in the early 70s was widely available in every restaurant. As I recall, it was called 'house'.

 

[TTTCITYBHOY]

Finish the “bottle” off….ffs if I open a box of Merlot I need to finish it

 

[Blue Mist]

Finish the “bottle” off….ffs if I open a box of Merlot I need to finish it

A box !
A fuckin' box!!

Do you drink your Buckfast neat as well ?

 

[Stephen Ireland's pants]

You have to finish it dont you ?

Don't you !

I've just had 4 pints of Joey Holts, came home and made me and Mrs Mist a pasta salad. Making it means you have a drink, so i opened a Lebanese Red
She only drinks white.......
What ?

Any way I'm over two thirds through it so no way is it being saved.

Only a piss head would drink a full bottle. I generally open two at the same time . Always a glass left over ÷)

 

[Blue Mist]

The problem I have is that it is hot, I have reggae blasting out if my I Player, you have to drink alcohol.

Don't you ?

Currently Rude Boy by Prince Jammy if anyone is interested.

 

[citizen_maine]

A box !
A fuckin' box!!

Do you drink your Buckfast neat as well ?

There are other ways?

 

[heslops barnet]

You have to finish it dont you ?

Don't you !

I've just had 4 pints of Joey Holts, came home and made me and Mrs Mist a pasta salad. Making it means you have a drink, so i opened a Lebanese Red
She only drinks white.......
What ?

Any way I'm over two thirds through it so no way is it being saved.

Ever considered you have a problem?

 

[pride in battle]

The problem I have is that it is hot, I have reggae blasting out if my I Player, you have to drink alcohol.

Don't you ?

Currently Rude Boy by Prince Jammy if anyone is interested.

Class mate ! ;)

 

[citizen_maine]

Ever considered you have a problem?

Yeah, his Mrs only drinks white

 

[Blue Mist]

Ever considered you have a problem?

Oh I have many.

 

[Blue Mist]

Yeah, his Mrs only drinks white

That's a plus.