United Thread | 2025/26

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decmancity said:
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Utd fans cancel Ratcliffe protest over split opinion

A Manchester United supporters' group has postponed a demonstration against the club's ownership planned for the day of their opening game of the Premier League season.
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Fucking hilarious. Sign a couple players and no one gives a shit the staff got sacked and made to bring their own lunches in.

Never learn do they
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The organisers mum said he couldn't come out to play
 
feedmpenzaandhewillscore said:
Jose Mourinho is apparently their third most successful manager and they have only 3 managers in their entire history that have won the English league title. City’s last three managers have won the league for context.
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Two of those three title winning managers are ex blues too.
 
Vienna_70 said:
I remember a question on The Chase:

Which of these clubs did Matt Busby NOT play for?

City
Littlewoods
The rags

I can’t recall the answer that the contestant gave, but it was wrong.
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Have to love a club that is named after a place it doesn't reside, whose top scorer is from a place they claim to despise and a man they look on as a symbol of everything that embodies their club , is a blue.
 
slotter said:
Have to love a club that is named after a place it doesn't reside, whose top scorer is from a place they claim to despise and a man they look on as a symbol of everything that embodies their club , is a blue.
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The ground is named after Lancaster CC Ground.
The nick name is nicked from Salford RC
The glory glory song is nicked from spuds.
 
Vienna_70 said:
98 quid to listen to that gormless, boring twat?

Anyone, who buys a ticket for this has more money than sense.
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But the weird thing is it'll probably be a sell-out. Hundreds and hundreds of mindless lemmings clad in fake replica shirts that scarcely conceal their alarmingly prominent abdomens. Gazing open-mouthed like extras from Close Encounters of the Third Kind, pointing for no one's benefit at the dimly lit stage when the family man himself walks on. An ocean of sweaty, unwashed Neanderthals periodically mumbling the phrase: "Oh My God, Oh my God" to themselves over and over again like a dynamo-charged Stacey Solomon, simply because some grey headed wanker on the stage used to play for a club they have no affiliation with.
Then next day at the special needs school, they'll all sit huddled together under the watchful eye of some morose-looking **** who looks like he used to be one of the Homepride Flour Graders (ask your mum) who was probably thrown out for trespassing into Camberwick Green and buggering Windy Miller.
And they'll discuss what a fantastic night of fun it was, paying best part of a hundred pounds to listen to a man with all the charisma of a cold cup of tea droning endlessly on about 'Mannschnite.'
 
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