United Thread | 2025/26

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Surely someone went through the questions with him? Was that a live stream? Who thought "yeah that'll do! great job! we'll release that."

Was it someone, they made redundant, doing one last task?
Probably not. Some footballers are spine-numbingly thick (Beckscum, Shrek, Camelgob notice I only selected rags).
 

Fucking hilarious. Sign a couple players and no one gives a shit the staff got sacked and made to bring their own lunches in.

Never learn do they
It’s always been the case at the Trafford arena.

Everything dies down when they spend a load of money, then when it’s looking like they’re going to win fuck all or finish lower down the league than their insecurities can handle, they’re all out protesting with the utter delusion that their time at the top is just over and other clubs are better than them now.

Neville said when they re-signed CRinaldo that ‘Manchester’s been like Elvis has come back from the dead, everyone is bouncing’. Then within a few months there were demonstrations.
 
I think you have this backwards.

If the rags were paying his wages then Barca would be able to register him...

The fact they need to create headspace to register him proves that he's costing them a lot of money.
Ah good point, perhaps i am not the ace investigative reporter I thought I was.
But, why would Barca pay any wages if they can't play him ? The season kicks off on Saturday.
 
Ah good point, perhaps i am not the ace investigative reporter I thought I was.
But, why would Barca pay any wages if they can't play him ? The season kicks off on Saturday.

Over the past few years Barcelona have bought 4/5 players they couldn't afford to register, and then gone crazy trying to free up space around the deadline.
 
No. They are trying to force their injured keeper (and captain) to unregister himself until Christmas so his wages come off the books. This allows Barca to register rashford and stay within La Liga's wages rule.

Ter Stegan, the keeper says he will be fit by November and is refusiing, I assume unregistered means no contract.or wages. Who in his right mind us going to do that
I think they add his lost wages and tag them onto the end even if the player is no longer at the club, didn’t they say or do something like this with Danny olmo.
 
You're fucked on Sunday.

Tierney on VAR will give the rags a dodgy pen and you'll probably get a player sent off for fuck all.

I can see Arteta going postal.
To be fair, with the way Arsenal play it probably wont be for fuck all, they just won't get away the constant cheating the way do against everyone else bar Liverpool.
 
Why don't PSG want Donnarumma and are they going to gift him to the rags?

I wasn't too bothered by Cunha and Mbuemo. But adding Sesko and Baleba and Donarumma, who can't possibly fail on being upgrades on fake Haaland, and Ugarte/Casemiro (who both play like the fields's made of quicksand) and clown Onana is annoying. Those
are much more sensible and better signings than I'd have expected and wished from them.
 
Why don't PSG want Donnarumma and are they going to gift him to the rags?

I wasn't too bothered by Cunha and Mbuemo. But adding Sesko and Baleba and Donarumma, who can't possibly fail on being upgrades on fake Haaland, and Ugarte/Casemiro (who both play like the fields's made of quicksand) and clown Onana is annoying. Those
are much more sensible and better signings than I'd have expected and wished from them.

Keep up, Donarumma is signing for City.
 
We (Arsenal) have to beat these muppets on Sunday. Not just for our own title challenge but because insanity has taken over the minds of many United fans who are predicting a top 4 finish - with some even saying their lack of European football gives them a genuine title shot.

A chastening defeat on Sunday with Zubimendi playing through United's porous midfield and Gyokeres absolutely molesting their plodding defence would immediately bring these cretins down to earth and start the whole death spiral of despair again. Thing is, we should hammer these on paper but I genuinely fear Arteta will go full bus park, play Havertz up front and try to nick a 1-0 or go for a bore draw. We should be pumping these.
 
We (Arsenal) have to beat these muppets on Sunday. Not just for our own title challenge but because insanity has taken over the minds of many United fans who are predicting a top 4 finish - with some even saying their lack of European football gives them a genuine title shot.

A chastening defeat on Sunday with Zubimendi playing through United's porous midfield and Gyokeres absolutely molesting their plodding defence would immediately bring these cretins down to earth and start the whole death spiral of despair again. Thing is, we should hammer these on paper but I genuinely fear Arteta will go full bus park, play Havertz up front and try to nick a 1-0 or go for a bore draw. We should be pumping these.
As I`ve said 0-10 for you or 1-0 nil for them, both be funny, but a draw would be ok to.


My wife said she`d prefer an Arsenal win because they`ll choke sooner or later. I had to agree, I think she`ll be right again.
 
You can either waste your time watching this blow by blow account of the tactical failures of Trafford Rovers in the last twelve years or read my one word summary explaining the main reason for their demise .

Hubris .



Jose Mourinho is apparently their third most successful manager and they have only 3 managers in their entire history that have won the English league title. City’s last three managers have won the league for context.
 

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