9 | Erling Haaland - 2025/26

Just watchinh MOTD and i thought exactly this. I was at the game yesterday and watching the highlights reminded me of one incident that sums haaland up often.

When marmoush chased the under hit headed back pass and got the ball, haaland was barely jogging in support. He didnt offer a pass option to marmoush.
This is a regular thing. He often doesnt make that bursting run to the front post and , as you say, requires the pass to find him rather than him offering himself.

I always hear that haaland always makes the runs but his team mates dont see it. I just dont see this and i keep thinking im missing something!
His second against wolves was more rjeinders finding a barely moving haaland with a great cut back rather than haaland bursting in to the wide open space.

I go to every home game and a fair chunk of away games. I see the lazy haaland live rather than just seeing his stats

ill get pelters i know, but my opinion is haaland isnt actually a very good footballer.
I think exactly the same but what I will add any time the keeper or centre half has the ball Haaland does that half arsed lazy trot up to them can’t be even bothered to stick a leg out gives the defender or keeper plenty of time to pick a pass. Marmoush and before him alverez Aguero tevez all bust a gut to do it
 
A quick aside: every single premier league footballer is paid a small fortune. His wages dont factor into my analysis.

My minimum expectations are that he works hard on and off the ball and that he gives a shit enough to do this.

I'd expect him to score some goals. If he scores goals at an historic rate then Id be down for that, say for example, he scored 48 goals 49 home premier league games, I'd be very happy.

I think if we're pointing fingers at where we think the team is going wrong, if we're pointing them at haaland then i think we're on the wrong track.

You might see things differently, go back to the false 9 way, perfectly valid but for me not the answer.
What ill say is, when you look at his stats , hes been a freak. So when i question haalands talents people think im mental. And believe me, i question myself.

Would you say his performance levels have dropped the last 2 seasons? Is he getting better or worse? Is his goalscoring ratio improving ? Can of course factor in KDBs decline in that
 
Without fact checking, im pretty sure his record against better teams and in big games is very good. I wouldnt call him a big game player

Saw an interview with tony adams the other day. He said hed have haaland in his pocket but couldnt mark an aguero type player.
and i totally agree. Haaland is so easily muscled out of games by a stronger defender , but he bullies an inferior centre half

Hes become an issue
 
Without fact checking, im pretty sure his record against better teams and in big games is very good. I wouldnt call him a big game player

Saw an interview with tony adams the other day. He said hed have haaland in his pocket but couldnt mark an aguero type player.
and i totally agree. Haaland is so easily muscled out of games by a stronger defender , but he bullies an inferior centre half

Hes become an issue
As some ex-pro commented the other day a great goal scorer but not a great footballer
 
Problem is, if haaland doesnt score, he offers absolutely zero

And yet anyone who watched the game yesterday knows that’s bullshit because he wriggled past 2 players and played the pass of the game into Marmoush.

Or anyone who watched the past 3 years of football would see that just his presence in the box is enough to take defenders away from other players and create goals.

So yeah, other than being the best finisher in the world, an increasingly good passer and creating goals for others with his movement and occupying defenders….hes rubbish.
 
Anyone know is he’s contractually obliged to start every league and CL game he is fit for?

Not calling for him to be dropped as such, just that he’s never left out in the league or CL when he is fit.

Pep had no issue 7 years ago dropping/rotating Aguero with Jesus. Jesus often started ahead of Aguero away to teams like United, Chelsea and Spurs.

Feel like starting Marmoush ahead of Haaland, without Haaland being injured, would result in some sort of kick off behind the scenes.
 
Just watchinh MOTD and i thought exactly this. I was at the game yesterday and watching the highlights reminded me of one incident that sums haaland up often.

When marmoush chased the under hit headed back pass and got the ball, haaland was barely jogging in support. He didnt offer a pass option to marmoush.
This is a regular thing. He often doesnt make that bursting run to the front post and , as you say, requires the pass to find him rather than him offering himself.

I always hear that haaland always makes the runs but his team mates dont see it. I just dont see this and i keep thinking im missing something!
His second against wolves was more rjeinders finding a barely moving haaland with a great cut back rather than haaland bursting in to the wide open space.

I go to every home game and a fair chunk of away games. I see the lazy haaland live rather than just seeing his stats

ill get pelters i know, but my opinion is haaland isnt actually a very good footballer.
His second against Wolves was a function of his imperious reading of the game. He didn't need to sprint to the front post because he knew the space was on the edge for the cut back.

I think this misunderstanding makes the rest of your post redundant.
 
Yeah sure, but he literally has the best goalscoring record of any striker in Europe, so it sounds like what you want is perfection.
no mate, far from it. Nobody can deny his goal scoring record. Its amazing. But that doesn't mean he cant be criticised for a poor performance and imo there are too many of them in the last year irrespective of the number of goals he has scored in other games. Goal scoring is just one facet of play and I would like to see his all round play improve more than it has.
 
Next week, he'll make his 100th Premier League appearance. Here's hoping he marks the milestone in style – with goals! He’s looked a bit off the pace compared to his 2022 and 2023 form, but maybe this is the spark he needs.
 
The problem is, everything has to work absolutely perfectly just to create a chance for him, never mind a goal.

Every pass has to be of the exact weight, every cross has to be planted directly on his head, every move has to be carried out at a certain speed… it’s laborious.

Long gone are the days of seeing an Aguero/Tevez chasing a lost cause and zipping about giving defenders a migraine.

Haaland is a brilliant finisher, his stats speak for themselves, but it seems he can only function in a meticulous, well oiled machine capable of laser guided precision.
I can't disagree with any of that. Haaland's goal stats are amazing but he doesn't fit in our system the way Aguero did. I watch Haaland looking half arsed far too much, he needs to put himself about and use his size to bully defenders like he did in his first season here.
 
no mate, far from it. Nobody can deny his goal scoring record. Its amazing. But that doesn't mean he cant be criticised for a poor performance and imo there are too many of them in the last year irrespective of the number of goals he has scored in other games. Goal scoring is just one facet of play and I would like to see his all round play improve more than it has.
I think there's a lack of chemistry amongst our front players but I apportion the blame far more to Doku and Marmoush than Haaland.

Just look how Haaland linked with Alvarez, KDB and Foden in 22-24. It was much more fluid and productive.

I think Doku is absolutely rubbish, tbh.
 
Yeah sure, but he literally has the best goalscoring record of any striker in Europe, so it sounds like what you want is perfection.
Just as an add. This year he is 21st best striker in the top 5 leagues (Jan-Dec). Last year he was 3rd best. 2023 4th best. (by goals scored). Commendable but not 'the best goalscoring record of any striker in Europe'.
 
I think there's a lack of chemistry amongst our front players but I apportion the blame far more to Doku and Marmoush than Haaland.

Just look how Haaland linked with Alvarez, KDB and Foden in 22-24. It was much more fluid and productive.

I think Doku is absolutely rubbish, tbh.
Yes undoubtedly there is some of that but has he varied the way he plays to account for that? Doku crosses low and hard to the near post. Haaland's go to run is to the far post. Between them and the coaching team you would think....

Mate, don't get me wrong. I like Erling and clearly want him to succeed in the way he did in his first season with us when he was an absolute monster. Teams are now practiced in dealing with him (with some help from poor refereeing) and you cant just keep doing the same thing when it doesn't work anymore. The best strikers adapt and adapt and adapt. Score goals irrespective of the opposition or type of defenders. I want Erling to do that consistently and get back to his clinical best.
 
Just as an add. This year he is 21st best striker in the top 5 leagues (Jan-Dec). Last year he was 3rd best. 2023 4th best. (by goals scored). Commendable but not 'the best goalscoring record of any striker in Europe'.
Yes, but he did miss two months of five/six through injury, so this isn't the gotcha you think it is.

Anyway, I was talking about his overall goals to game record.
 

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