United Thread | 2025/26

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Now, they're my kind of stats.

That club is a fucking shim sham.

The media in this country is a disgrace and they have no shame whatsoever. If that was any other "big" club in the league they'd be openly mocking them (with the obvious exceptions).

Despite the fact that the rags have been irrelevant for years, watching the media propping them up is criminal. It's beyond embarrassing, and I'm sure on some level they know it, the rags know it and anyone with a modicum of common sense knows it too.

Just let the fuckers sink. That's my advice. It'll make for better reading too.
 
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I hope everyone on here is having as much fun as I am giving it to the rags they happen to know. They're fucking wank and look to have blew a shit load of cash once again in their desperate pursuit to be recognised. Their sheep like fans get told all sorts of shite by their club and the media, and they soak it all in as gospel.

It's truly great to be a blue these days.

They'll score a couple against Grimsby tonight and get all giddy again, only for Burnley to hold them to a draw at Old Scaffold at the weekend. Then it'll be glum faces all round.

Just hope we turn up and give them something to really whinge about on the derby.
 
Where are they up to here? Did they shoot their fat signing Mbeumo, Cunha and Sesko? And they haven't addressed their main issues (seemingly midfield and keeper)?

The Sesko signing fucked newcastle and liverpool with it blocking the Isak transfer. I'm wondering if united did that deal not initially really planning it but knowing that it would fuck their rivals (but hopefully at the cost of fucking themselves over even more).

Suppose we find out and see what happens in the transfer window over the next few days
 
Yes.

It's annoying isn't it.

I often berate Pep for blowing smoke up their arse before a game. It's seen by their manager and players as an endorsement from Pep. It's just the shot in their arm they need to get them up for the game.

Mrs. B, says to me: "what do you expect him to say?"

I reply: "fuck all, or at least be ironic or sarcastic about it, if you have to mention them at all"

If more managers & players across the league were to treat the rags with the contempt that I've got for them, they'd be in a relegation battle every year.
The game needs more Bobby Mancs......
 
This Mainoo character must have done something the brass at the rags don't like for him to slump so far down the pecking order.
Another Rashford, JizzyJazz, Macheda, etc, etc.

Flatters to deceive at first, then is found out to be another hyped-up waste of a place in the squad.
 
Another Rashford, JizzyJazz, Macheda, etc, etc.

Indeed but a bit odd that he wasn't named and shamed along with the other dregs and cast-offs they wanted rid of.

Perhaps he hasn't voiced his feelings to the powers that be, and is just taking the money and doing the absolute minimum to keep onside with their morons and hangers-on who still believe the myths about him ?
 

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