United Thread | 2025/26

[The Fat el Hombre]

Now what?

Your call omar berrada

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Southgate, Fat Sam or Dyche?

They’re aiming high over at rag cafe.

 

[Indaparkside]

Delusional bastards these cunts mind you he didn’t say what division

 

[bluedanza]

Spent £210m on 3 strikers. 2 of them missed penalties while the other volunteered to take the 10th.

 

[JD_619]

We're going to Huddersfield

 

[stonerblue]

Just tuna in.
Schooled.
Just herring about it.
Cod it be any funnier.
Salmon call the police

Battered.

 

[dublinblue12]

Cracker that. Looks like he lost a few as well

 

[JustAnotherCityFan]

 

[Blue Hefner]

I just knew Cunha was going to miss when Onana handed him the ball and hyped him up! Man is just a menace now, a single touch and his own team mate gets all of his bottling qualities!!

Just been on Red Cafe, Onana is getting loads of stick for ‘interfering’ with Cuhna’s preparation

 

[domalino]

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Honestly could see it happening. He seems pretty miserable in Turkey and his family is UK based and it's not like they have a lot of options.

 

[noseve]

Been working on client site tonight, no internet, so not been following the football.

United result (and, although not of interest to this forum, Russell Martin losing 9-1 to Bruges) reminds me of 2 songs:

"Oh, what a night..." and

"Wonderful, wonderful, schadenfreude" :-)

 

[RadcliffeRick]

They simply aren’t relevant anymore.

Who aren't??

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Is he doing a jigsaw??

Looks like he's playing a Temu version of Subbuteo by himself. And he's still losing....

 

[dublinblue12]

Lovely stuff


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The contrast to the optimism they had going into this season, and even after the loss to Arsenal... All gone and it's not even September yet

 

[Vienna_70]

Don’t worry for your raggie mates. Sky 2 has a programme on about ohh ahh cantona so just one click of the remote and they can go back to living blissfully in the past! they say we’ve got no history. It’s all they’ve got!

As the theme song for Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads went, all we have to look forward to is the past.

 

[Kinkybyname]

 

[Gray]

Is he doing a jigsaw??

He should have started with the corners, bloody idiot.

 

[ancoats]

United Next Cup game is in Jan 2026

 

[bluethrunthru]

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Grimsby manager in interview just said that he was disappointed that they didn’t win inside 90 mins.

lol