United Thread | 2025/26

[bernard o'silver]

Is he doing a jigsaw??

 

[stan bowles]

Saha really is a lucky talisman for the Rags. Sees them draw v Fulham and lose v Grimsby. Keep it up, Louis.

 

[Vienna_70]

Mbueno trying to be a smartarse with his second penalty.

Serves the rag bastard right!

 

[spacecadet]

All you clowns can fuck right off. Listening to the incomparable Louis Armstrong with a 12 year old malt. Fuck you Red bastards, just FA Cup left inside August.

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

£76m striker was their 9th penalty taker. Shameful

10th!

 

[jaiguruKun]

Those little drafts cost about the same as Grimsby's squad.

 

[Hertzblue]

They just lost a penalty shoot out with the manager hiding in the dug out unable to watch against a team with ..
“ Winner Winner Chicken Dinner”
on the back of their shirts ffs :)

 

[City Hobgoblin]

Can they do it on a wet night in Grimsby...?

 

[inchy14]

Rag asking me after texting him

“do you always watch united”

“Only when I think you’ll get beat, so yes”.

Haha. Cunts.

 

[bluethrunthru]

Mbueno trying to be a smartarse with his second penalty.

Serves the rag bastard right!

looked just a lazy swing at the ball didn't it? He's ok probably on at least 3 times what he was on at Brentford for at least 3 years so meh

 

[Merlin's Magic]

A billion pound bottlejobs!

 

[jimharri]

If I was Onana, I'd give the caff a VERY wide berth in the next couple of days.

André Onana | 2025/26 Performances | on loan to Trabzonspor

Full Name: André Onana Date of Birth: Apr 2, 1996 Nationality: Cameroon Height: 190cm Squad Number: 24 Position: Goalkeeper Foot: Right Player Agent: LIAN Sports Group Contract expires: Jun 30, 2028 Contract option: Option for a further year

www.redcafe.net

 

[GOULDYBOBS]

 

[bobbyowenquiff]

Is he doing a jigsaw??

More like basket weaving. Ha ha.

 

[Blue Hefner]

People say Amorim won’t change his system. He changes it every time I watch them - usually when they are 1 nil down and just blam it to their ‘emergency’ centre forwards!

 

[Edward Deadwood]

Little bit of politics …

 

[malg]

Brilliant

 

[meeesh]

Rag asking me after texting him

“do you always watch united”

“Only when I think you’ll get beat, so yes”.

Haha. Cunts.

Great response that

 

[ancoats]

United are out before City were in the draw

 

[bluethrunthru]

I have checked (and I have ) there are no flights tonight from Humberside Airport to Portugal so Amorim will have to face the music in the morning.

They have gone down the tried and tested route - Moyesiah, LVG and Mourinho - they have tried the promising for the future route - Wreckit Ralph, Tent Peg and no Amorim - they have spunked hundreds of millions on bang average players and they can't get out of their cul-de-sac