United Thread | 2025/26

[N1985]

Shit rag cunts.

 

[JD_619]

Draw time

 

[GoatersLeftShin]

That was absolutely humiliating. It wasn't a 'weak side' that he played and they should've won, but they didn't. If they'd have won on penalties he'd be going on about how good their spirit is to come back but they lost... hahahahahahahahahah!!!!

That club is an absolute basketcase. I honestly think they are going to rival us in the 90s for how to run a club into the ground.

Amorim's job is to manage and improve the team. It's not to play a system he likes that no other fucker at the club can play. He surely is on borrowed time now?

Pep's been the greatest manager we've seen in English football, but for me he has to do one last thing - we need to absolutely fucking hammer them when we play them. No respect, just batter them and try to take the piss. I honestly think if we did that, he'd be flicked that night! :D

LOVE IT!!! COME ON CITY!!!

 

[oddfellows]

Just tuna in.
Schooled.
Just herring about it.
Cod it be any funnier.
Salmon call the police

 

[Merlin's Magic]

I just knew Cunha was going to miss when Onana handed him the ball and hyped him up! Man is just a menace now, a single touch and his own team mate gets all of his bottling qualities!!

 

[Beanhead]

They simply aren’t relevant anymore.

 

[The Fat el Hombre]

Now what?

Your call omar berrada

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Southgate, Fat Sam or Dyche?

They’re aiming high over at rag cafe.

 

[Indaparkside]

Delusional bastards these cunts mind you he didn’t say what division

 

[bluedanza]

Spent £210m on 3 strikers. 2 of them missed penalties while the other volunteered to take the 10th.

 

[JD_619]

We're going to Huddersfield

 

[stonerblue]

Just tuna in.
Schooled.
Just herring about it.
Cod it be any funnier.
Salmon call the police

Battered.

 

[dublinblue12]

Cracker that. Looks like he lost a few as well

 

[JustAnotherCityFan]

 

[Blue Hefner]

I just knew Cunha was going to miss when Onana handed him the ball and hyped him up! Man is just a menace now, a single touch and his own team mate gets all of his bottling qualities!!

Just been on Red Cafe, Onana is getting loads of stick for ‘interfering’ with Cuhna’s preparation

 

[domalino]

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Honestly could see it happening. He seems pretty miserable in Turkey and his family is UK based and it's not like they have a lot of options.

 

[noseve]

Been working on client site tonight, no internet, so not been following the football.

United result (and, although not of interest to this forum, Russell Martin losing 9-1 to Bruges) reminds me of 2 songs:

"Oh, what a night..." and

"Wonderful, wonderful, schadenfreude" :-)

 

[RadcliffeRick]

They simply aren’t relevant anymore.

Who aren't??

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Is he doing a jigsaw??

Looks like he's playing a Temu version of Subbuteo by himself. And he's still losing....

 

[dublinblue12]

Lovely stuff


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The contrast to the optimism they had going into this season, and even after the loss to Arsenal... All gone and it's not even September yet