United Thread | 2025/26

[hertsblue]

Well United fans cannot blame this one on the Glazers

They will though

 

[bluemullet]

As the theme song for Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads went, all we have to look forward to is the past.

Indeed mate. That could be their motto. Fuckin hilarious. Long may it continue.

 

[psycho_paul]

I said it before he went to spurs, but if Forrest get rid of Nuno, the rags should be after him.

Ha ha ha ha. Hopefully mate, hopefully.

 

[Kinkybyname]

 

[marc_mcfc90]

Well there’s only one thing for it….

Give it giggsy til end of the season

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

What’s he said?

The best team won but the best players lost (whatever that means), but the rest was gibberish before he almost went into a wild rant at the end about the players telling him something with their intensity. I reckon there’s been words in the away dressing room.


Of course could just be “teething problems” (c) BBC

 

[jaiguruKun]

Return of the chosen one? :-)

I thought that was the Moyesiah.

Having said that Moaninho knows the club inside out and has Raggy DNA coursing through his veins.

Who knows? He might bring Pogshit back for a third spell (although I heard the dabbing finally caught up with him).

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Please Burnley put these twats to the sword.

 

[the-ecstacy-of-eight]

Well United fans cannot blame this one on the Glazers

Seven degrees of separation, they'll link it back to them somehow.
Spending hundreds of millions on forwards who can't or won't take penalties - it's the Glazers fault :)

 

[RadcliffeRick]

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[Vienna_70]

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I saw that on ITV's coverage, and smiled.

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

The best team won but the best players lost (whatever that means), but the rest was gibberish before he almost went into a wild rant at the end about the players telling him something with their intensity. I reckon there’s been words in the away dressing room.


Of course could just be “teething problems” (c) BBC

I took it as the best team won, but ‘my’ team showed me nothing, but he worded it like they showed him what he already knew. He’s going to go.

 

[The keeper]

The scum way

 

[Edward Deadwood]

Now, they're my kind of stats.

That club is a fucking shim sham.

The media in this country is a disgrace and they have no shame whatsoever. If that was any other "big" club in the league they'd be openly mocking them (with the obvious exceptions).

Despite the fact that the rags have been irrelevant for years, watching the media propping them up is criminal. It's beyond embarrassing, and I'm sure on some level they know it, the rags know it and anyone with a modicum of common sense knows it too.

Just let the fuckers sink. That's my advice. It'll make for better reading too.

Listened to the second half on five live. Not one mention of the difference in cost of the teams, utter silence about the fact that the third goal should have stood. Chris Sutton giggling and applauding each of the filth’s penalties. Them willing them on to snatch it at the end of normal time. And they have the gumption to ram romance down our throat when they try and flog their FA Cup coverage.

 

[jaiguruKun]

https://share.google/gOgg5vET91ZPs1uGl

Perfect. He loves 'em battered.

 

[southamptonblue]

It’s an aptitude test as he’s been applying for jobs.

Doubt he got to applying....he probably failed them all. To think some people on here would have wanted him....Jesus wept!

 

[bridgeno1]

I know AFTV aren't popular on here but they did provide the best, most balanced post-match summary I think.

 

[bondsman]

Listened to the second half on five live. Not one mention of the difference in cost of the teams, utter silence about the fact that the third goal should have stood. Chris Sutton giggling and applauding each of the filth’s penalties. Them willing them on to snatch it at the end of normal time. And they have the gumption to ram romance down our throat when they try and flog their FA Cup coverage.

Chris Sutton is probably the most odious pundit of all time patronising twat who wasn’t that great a player but thinks he was Pele

 

[JASR]

Of course could just be “teething problems” (c) BBC

They have mere hours not days to sack him, get new manager (with yet another change of style), sell women’s team, apply for more unique PL special allowances…and throw money around buying players that suit new managers style… or its hang on with a more thoughtful manager appointment and live in hope till the January sales (where they will be fleeced to fuck)

 

[bondsman]

What’s Ratboy said/posted