United Thread | 2025/26

[Tracking back]

No way the Premier league would allow it , emergency rule change would be implemented

As much as the corrupt bleeders would willingly do that for the rags, it would pretty much bring the curtain down on the premier league.

It would be interesting though, to see where their loyalties lie. Do they protect their brand or burn the whole thing down to the ground for their darling rags.

Kind of like the song: "if I can't have you, I don't want nobody baby".

 

[Dannyblue52]

They need to bring the dinner ladies back

One of them will be in goal this week

 

[Gazza]

Very good.

All credit goes to Brian Clough about Mark Crossley.

 

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That dressing room seems unmanageable. Every single manager that goes there tries to stamp their own way of playing, but the players never follow any of them and they revert back to counter attacking vibes based football that lacks structure.

What do you expect?

The majority of players who have signed for that club over the past ten years, are there for one thing, and one thing only; and It's not the football.

 

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I saw that last night what an absolute cnut he is,I’d love someone to go through the rat in a game..

I'll do it.

 

[heslops barnet]

With our high line of we don’t take our chances any team will make chances against us with that ball down the line over the top!

Rags & dippers tactics…..

 

[stonerblue]

Wanna see some top class berting on those rags today.

Dunno what berting involves but I'll give it a go.
Fuckers are all in hiding today.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

What do you expect?

The majority of players who have signed for that club over the past ten years, are there for one thing, and one thing only; and It's not the football.

 

[Grassland Blue]

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I don't see that much value in the rags' squad.......

 

[Blue_eyes]

i dont think they pay for insurance, if they do why havent they claimed for the roof

Obviously the excess is too much to make a claim, haha

I think scruffy jim has got them cutting the water rates by collecting their own rainwater.

 

[dadnlad]

The only downside to all of this is. After decades of working amongst rag fans, years of abuse and piss taking. Us in division 2 as they won the treble.

The one that has really pissed me of the the last decade is i dont know one fucking rag, not one.
All the plastic i see around put their shirts back in the cupboard.

I have decades of shit i want to give back to these knobheads and yet I dont know any. No one at work is rag, all I can do is laugh when ever I see a plastic in a rag shirt.

I have seen a rag who works in Tesco because he has a rag tattoo. I'll ask him if the have any fish from Grimsby.

thats only thing i miss from work id love to bump into sad rag bastards now

 

[mancboy]

I think scruffy jim has got them cutting the water rates by collecting their own rainwater.

well they can defo fertilise the pitch with the amount of bullshit spewed by their fans

 

[mancboy]

thats only thing i miss from work id love to bump into sad rag bastards now

If it makes you feel any better there are many of us out here carrying on the pettiness for instance i gave the postie at our work who is a massive red a picture of a fish to send to the third round today, he was way less amused than i was

 

[Cellarite]

Just seen his reaction to the first goal...does flying pig make it all the way through without having a thromby?

He does, but his printer sadly doesn't make it.

 

[Vienna_70]

It'll be just our luck that untied will get rid of this joker and replace him with yet another joker just before the derby......new manager syndrome and we get a kicking......

We don’t have a great record against AMoron, though, do we?

 

[heslops barnet]

Once again Pep will be presented with the opportunity to not only have his foot on the throat of these horrible twats, but to bring it down hard as possible and crush these cunts! Mancini started it and Pep should now finish it! No excuses

Pep shows too much respect to these cunts unfortunately

 

[calumdown]

i am usually very gentle with the long-term rags i know.
never giving them the full-on piss taking they deserve.
i find it more rewarding to console them haha.

but there's one, glen, who gave me more smug shit than all the others put together during their highs.
i sent him a simple message this morning along the lines of your manager is a joke and he's going to take you down.

he finally just replied...

"i am done with football.
this country is fucked.
stay where you are.
there's civil war pending"

not sure,
but i think he might be blaming immigrants for the demise of the rags.
that's a new one on me.

still, at least that's another one jumping the sinking ship.
we are slowing seeing who is who in their ranks.

 

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He wouldnt go any where near the gaff whilst piss ridden GPC is stinking the corridors out

I think some people have forgotten that the pisscan sold his soul to devil in the late 80s

Once he realised that his job was safe and he started getting bolshy about his position, he made it his personal mission to knock Liverpool off their perch.

Funny how so many of the rag fanbase have forgotten this, and yet they seem bewildered that the proverbial shit has now well and truly hit the fan (that works on two levels).

It looks pretty obvious to me, that part of that pact would involve him having to sit around in his piss soden slacks, while watching his once all conquering empire turn to shite and become the laughing stock of English football.

I'm no fan of the dippers and I have absolutely no affiliation with LFC whatsoever, but I do find it fascinating that it was the pisscan's initial arrogance towards them that started this whole shit show.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[Scaring Europe to Death]

Last Season United were able to bank the profits from 11 home cup matches, which probably equated to £30m in attendance receipts, plus TV and Prize Money.

This season, the most they can have is 4 and that's assuming the luck of the draw (possible) and being good enough to win each game (highly debatable)

Let's see how that stacks up financially.