United Thread | 2025/26

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BREAKING NEWS - Scruffy Jim has made Old Toilet redundant ! He said they can't afford to fix the roof and the rat catcher he hired says its a lost cause because whenever he clears the place out it just fills with vermin on every match day. However Scruffy Jim did say he has secured a lucrative "pay as you play " deal for one of the pitches in Birch and having all the matches filmed on an old Blackberry he found in a drawer and they will be uploaded to a channel behind a paywall to make up for the loss of Champions League money he predicts they will soon be sharing a league with yesterdays winner Grimsby Town.

In a post on BBC Football web page their respected (by himself ) Slimon Stone says " These are exciting times for my favourite club. The new "Scruffy Plan" as it has been dubbed could raise an estimated 0.01% of the lost revenue and under exciting new manager Brent di Cesare that aim of 4th tier football is a real possibility"

We contacted the You Tube channel United Stand but have yet to receive any response.
 
Tracking back said:
You want to check him out on Sly Sports "The Back Pages" where he's often a guest. He might well be invited onto "The Sunday Supplement" now that it's a regular gig.

He tries way too hard to articulate his point. So much so, that he ends up rambling on about some obscure detail, which results in him forgetting the point he was trying to make in the first place. He's only young, probably late 20s early 30s.

I think he views himself as a bit of a frustrated genius. He offers his body of work like scattering pearls amongst the swine, and holds his audience in contempt for being a bunch of philistines.

He really is a legend in own mind.
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Agree. He specialised in venomous pieces larded with intellectual posturing . I thought he just loathed City but turns out he can be almost as nasty about other teams . For once I enjoyed reading his opinion today .
 
jacko74 said:
And the third and most expensive one hiding away at the back until he was tenth in line to take one.

Not exactly what you'd expect a centre forward to do when it comes to a penalty shootout.
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Couldn't believe that the absolute shithouse. I've not seen much of him but he looks a bit of a donkey to me.
 
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