United Thread | 2025/26

[Totnes Blue]

BREAKING: Italian manager Samuele Allardycini has put his name forward for the Man United job.

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Ahhh...BFS at the swamp.One can but dream.

 

[Totnes Blue]

Couldn't believe that the absolute shithouse. I've not seen much of him but he looks a bit of a donkey to me.

Apparently,he had cramp.

 

[Vienna_70]

I once worked at Salford Uni and saw her live!

Was it Free?

 

[Silva61]

BREAKING: Italian manager Samuele Allardycini has put his name forward for the Man United job.

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This is the next one in, wasn't long ago he was sat in the stands with scruffy.

 

[jimharri]

https://news.paddypower.com/football-news/2025/08/28/man-united-organise-end-of-season-bbq-after-grimsby-cup-exit/

 

[calumdown]

I once worked at Salford Uni and saw her live!

then in all likelihood you saw me kiss her.

i did it during her set.
i walked on from the side of the stage,
tripped up in my excitement as i neared her,
sort of accidentally rugby tackled her to the floor,
said "shit sorry",
she laughed and i gave her a kiss.

the uni bouncers wanted to take me outside and rough me up,
but her boyfriend cum tour security guard, tom, told them to fuck off and leave me alone.

we laughed about it backstage afterwards.

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

i once kissed toyah at salford uni.
true story.

Does Mr Fripp know about that?

 

[calumdown]

Does Mr Fripp know about that?

it was 1982

king crimson were supporting roxy music at that time.

doubt they'd met

fripp's having sloppy calumdown seconds, mate

 

[bluethrunthru]

ha ha ha ha best yet

 

[dadnlad]

it was 1982

king crimson were supporting roxy music at that time.

doubt they'd met

fripp's having sloppy calumdown seconds, mate

we need to know how cold it was because their impressive in warm kitchen

 

[JD_619]

ha ha ha ha best yet

Crazy haha

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Daft ****

That should come with a warning about the contents.

 

[surrounded by idiots]

As much as the corrupt bleeders would willingly do that for the rags, it would pretty much bring the curtain down on the premier league.

It would be interesting though, to see where their loyalties lie. Do they protect their brand or burn the whole thing down to the ground for their darling rags.

Kind of like the song: "if I can't have you, I don't want nobody baby".

 

[calumdown]

we need to know how cold it was because their impressive in warm kitchen

december the 11th.
say no more

 

[RadcliffeRick]

JFK was assassinated 22nd November 1963.

It was my Mum’s 23 birthday.

RFK was assassinated 5th June 1968; my Dad’s 31st birthday.

Your parents certainly had strange birthday gifts requests!!

 

[eyalluvitt]

Mainoo v Grimsby

 

[RadcliffeRick]

OGS back at the wheel?

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

it was 1982

king crimson were supporting roxy music at that time.

doubt they'd met

fripp's having sloppy calumdown seconds, mate

She used to let everyone touch her arse in those days, mate.

 

[calumdown]

She used to let everyone touch her arse in those days, mate.

not you as well, did she?
please don't let it be true.
fucking hell.

i thought she only really loved me.

 

[Sk@mcfc]