United Thread | 2025/26

[jacko74]

 

[Bri1975]

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[Vienna_70]

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City reject!

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

I was pissed off after spurs game.
But they make me realise I'm so happy

 

[itsnevereasy]

Well Ole is now available…

 

[Wanderingwolf]

OGS back at the wheel?

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

And the third and most expensive one hiding away at the back until he was tenth in line to take one.

Not exactly what you'd expect a centre forward to do when it comes to a penalty shootout.

Couldn't believe that the absolute shithouse. I've not seen much of him but he looks a bit of a donkey to me.

 

[dadnlad]

Well Ole is now available…

all falling into place

 

[Stoned Rose]

Ruben Sackinim

 

[Totnes Blue]

i once kissed toyah at salford uni.
true story.

I once worked at Salford Uni and saw her live!

 

[Totnes Blue]

BREAKING: Italian manager Samuele Allardycini has put his name forward for the Man United job.

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Ahhh...BFS at the swamp.One can but dream.

 

[Totnes Blue]

Couldn't believe that the absolute shithouse. I've not seen much of him but he looks a bit of a donkey to me.

Apparently,he had cramp.

 

[Vienna_70]

I once worked at Salford Uni and saw her live!

Was it Free?

 

[Silva61]

BREAKING: Italian manager Samuele Allardycini has put his name forward for the Man United job.

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This is the next one in, wasn't long ago he was sat in the stands with scruffy.

 

[jimharri]

https://news.paddypower.com/football-news/2025/08/28/man-united-organise-end-of-season-bbq-after-grimsby-cup-exit/

 

[calumdown]

I once worked at Salford Uni and saw her live!

then in all likelihood you saw me kiss her.

i did it during her set.
i walked on from the side of the stage,
tripped up in my excitement as i neared her,
sort of accidentally rugby tackled her to the floor,
said "shit sorry",
she laughed and i gave her a kiss.

the uni bouncers wanted to take me outside and rough me up,
but her boyfriend cum tour security guard, tom, told them to fuck off and leave me alone.

we laughed about it backstage afterwards.

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

i once kissed toyah at salford uni.
true story.

Does Mr Fripp know about that?

 

[calumdown]

Does Mr Fripp know about that?

it was 1982

king crimson were supporting roxy music at that time.

doubt they'd met

fripp's having sloppy calumdown seconds, mate

 

[bluethrunthru]

ha ha ha ha best yet