The Album Review Club - Week #191 (page 1286) - Harlequin Dream - Boy & Bear

Speak Now

Wholly self penned I believe which is impressive for someone who was still a teen (or not far off I suspect?)

The music is mostly cookie cutter country pop with well worn chord progressions that are well worn basically because they work. Every now and then she does something a bit more interesting in a longer form song to suggest she knows what she's doing.

Lyrically, though it's hardly profound it has well constructed narratives that, though mostly unrelatable for me personally, seem to resonate strongly with her target market. In fact I'd say that though she's speaking to a different audience about a different type of (more interior life) American experience her adroitness with words is the equal to say that of Springsteen, though the overall storytelling is a bit weaker by virtue of a limited palette of experiences.

Her voice is nothing to write home about but it's used very cleverly within it's limitations, playing to her strengths around rhythm and intonation. The delivery, rather than underlying voice quality, are a key part of why her narratives are successful for her I think.

She knows how to write a middle eight to enhance a song, thinking about the other stuff of hers I've heard it might be her single strongest skill.

The playing is very competent and polished if somewhat uninspired and there is a traditional but pleasing enough variety of instruments and arrangements.

Does she have some talent? I think it would be daft to suggest not. Is she exceptionally talented in the conventional musical sense? I don't think so but what she is absolutely brilliant at is knowing herself and playing to her strengths.

Though not as machine like as some of her later stuff you can see in this the early template for her ruthlessly efficient approach to music. Whether that's worthy of praise or blame I don't know.

This is with the benefit of hindsight but it's a bit like watching a baby shark, it's got a slight cuteness to it but look at it objectively and it's basically an apex predator in the making.

It's impressive but I don't want to get in and swim with it thanks very much.

6.5/10 because its very competent but doesn't really speak to me

Edit: Currently wondering if I wanted to get into country rock would I be better off going with her or have a crack at Eagles? I'm leaning towards the former but advice and opinions welcome.
Just as an add on, I have just read your conversation with your niece to my GD and she completely concurs with everything. Particularly it’s the lyrics and the delivery of them. Interesting she thought that this album is nowhere near her best (the tortured poets department and folklore being her best) albeit Long Live is one of her favourites. She cares little about the actual music and prefers Billie for her all round songwriting and vocals (which I have to say are impressive). Interesting that their views on Taylor are so close.
 
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Just as an add on, I have just read your conversation with your niece to my GD and she completely concurs with everything. Particularly it’s the lyrics and the delivery of them. Interesting she thought that this album is nowhere near her best (the tortured poets society and folklore being her best) albeit Ling Live is one of her favourites. She cares little about the actual music and prefers Billie for her all round songwriting and vocals (which I have to say are impressive). Interesting that their views on Taylor are so close.

I wouldn't go as far as to say the Swifties have a hive mind but after I spoke to my niece I had a quick look online at her fans comments about songs etc and it did seem to back up my theory. I think it's a big part of why she's so huge and the harnessing of the parasocial relationship is so powerful. Because the focus is so much on the words and they are seemingly confessional they all seem to feel like Swift is just a part of their friendship group, just one they don't see face to face very often but one who provides them with enough gossip in musical and social media form for them to stay in touch. They mostly know she's not really their mate and they have little in common with her, but they behave as if she is.

I'm not sure it's even that unhealthy. Swift often acts as the 'friend' who provides the social glue in real life friendship groups.

Is that really that much different to how we are with City? Her relationship with her fans increasingly bears more resemblance the one sports teams have with their fan base rather than 'just' a music fandom. She's obviously not the only artist or band with a devoted fan base but at the scale she's achieved it, it's a strangely impressive but slightly disconcerting thing.
 
I wouldn't go as far as to say the Swifties have a hive mind but after I spoke to my niece I had a quick look online at her fans comments about songs etc and it did seem to back up my theory. I think it's a big part of why she's so huge and the harnessing of the parasocial relationship is so powerful. Because the focus is so much on the words and they are seemingly confessional they all seem to feel like Swift is just a part of their friendship group, just one they don't see face to face very often but one who provides them with enough gossip in musical and social media form for them to stay in touch. They mostly know she's not really their mate and they have little in common with her, but they behave as if she is.

I'm not sure it's even that unhealthy. Swift often acts as the friend who provides the social glue in real life friendship groups.

Is that really that much different to how we are with City? Her relationship with her fans increasingly bears more resemblance the one sports teams have with their fan rather than 'just' a music fandom. It's a strangely impressive but slightly disconcerting thing she's achieved,
But she is not alone. Billie holds the same sway. It’s like supporting two PL teams :-(
 
I didn't actually twig that was referring to me, possibly I suppose because I didn't consider it a 'threat' as such and I thought someone else had mentioned her too.

For what it's worth had I gone there I'd have nominated one of the two she did during lockdown with Aaron Dessner.

Ultimately the nature of her fame and the response of her fans is more interesting than her music imo.

Chatting to my niece last night about her comment that we should listen to Taylor's version was really revealing. At one level she, and as far as I can tell most of her fans, pore over her songs at a forensic level that puts what we do on here to shame; but they do it in a very specific fashion.

She spoke in some detail about how the song Dear John has different meaning on the later version because of quite subtle changes in the way it's sung. If I'm being honest I was quite surprised that she was making a nuanced argument. But then I said I thought what was most interesting about Dear John was the fact you could already see she knew how to write a bridge and how it's probably her strongest skill as a songwriter. She replied with "what's a bridge?" . I was slightly taken aback but thought fair enough and explained and then used the song Illicit Affairs off another album to illustrate how far Swift sometimes goes to make the bridge the core of the song. She nodded and immediately went back to explaining how the meaning of another song was slightly altered by the passage of time and Swift's experiences in the interim.

The bleeding obvious then hit me like a truck, the reason Swift can, if she wants, use formulaic Antanoff computer generated pap to accompany her words is because her fans aren't actually listening to the music anyway. They are focused almost entirely on the lyrics and how she delivers them, and if not her voice as such, then the phrasing and intonation etc. They are so invested in those elements that the rest of it is if not irrelevant then a very distant second. As long as it's basically danceable or you can wave your hands to it, it's acceptable because it's not the thing they came for.

If an alien arrived and listened to my niece they might conclude that she was describing acting or monologuing to background sounds rather than music. Despite the focus on melody rather than rhythm it's got as much in common with rap as it has traditional pop music. This storytelling focus arguably explains how she harnesses the parasocial dimension of her fame to such massive commercial effect too.

Swift clearly views herself at least in part as a traditional musician and though this album backs that up, with hindsight you can see already the seeds for where her approach ultimately led her and her fan base. I left the conversation with my niece thinking that whenever Swift does do something interesting musically, like the lockdown albums, she probably does it for herself to stay sane rather than any commercial need.

I gave both those albums a go previously, one more than the other. Why? It was covid, we were in lockdown, there were no gigs, the music industry was on its arse. Plus I was curious with the mooted 'departure' from her pop platform. There is maybe an irrelevand tangential discussion in that which might derail the album at hand, but whatever, you mentioned it so I mention it back. It wasn't bad. I imagine it will be my baseline for comparison when I do get to this one.
 
I left the conversation with my niece thinking that whenever Swift does do something interesting musically, like the lockdown albums, she probably does it for herself to stay sane rather than any commercial need.

I could have bought that. Had she not sold said album recording as a video to Disney +. When incidentally other artists were putting things like it on youtube for free for fans to access in lockdown (like Clarity, discussed before).

And I say that with zero judgement juat to be clear, it is a basic obdervation comment.
 
Though commercially I suspect more like a PL and a Championship side!

TBF I think Swift is in a league of her own. Eilish is doing ok though.

Taylor Swift
  • Net Worth: $1.6 billion (as of August 2025)

  • Key Income Sources: The blockbuster Eras Tour, successful movies, re-recordings of her albums, and various other ventures.

  • Status: Richest female musician in the world.
Billie Eilish
  • Net Worth: $53 million (as of mid-2025)

  • Key Income Sources: Music sales (physical and digital), streaming services, digital singles, and winning an Oscar.

  • Status: One of the wealthiest young musicians.
 
I gave both those albums a go previously, one more than the other. Why? It was covid, we were in lockdown, there were no gigs, the music industry was on its arse. Plus I was curious with the mooted 'departure' from her pop platform. There is maybe an irrelevand tangential discussion in that which might derail the album at hand, but whatever, you mentioned it so I mention it back. It wasn't bad. I imagine it will be my baseline for comparison when I do get to this one.

Be interested to hear what you make of this in comparison.

I could have bought that. Had she not sold said album recording as a video to Disney +. When incidentally other artists were putting things like it on youtube for free for fans to access in lockdown (like Clarity, discussed before).

And I say that with zero judgement juat to be clear, it is a basic obdervation comment.

Didn't know that but not surprised tbh. Lest I come across as a tay tay apologist, (btw my niece is real she's not an extension of naespires !) my hamfisted point was really that her fans don't seem to need anything more than the formula she provides so the only thing that would drive more artistic expression would be an intrinsic reason to do something more. My use of the phrase for her own sanity was poor as it implied she was some lost musical soul hemmed in by her fame. I absolutely do not think that. She could do an about face tomorrow if she really wanted to but she remains as President Business committed to her musical/social media Kraggle.
 
Struggling this week as it feels like such a long album I'm struggling to get an entire listen in. This feels like homework. I have asked my 12 year old daughter to pen a review as she is a self confessed swiftie and my wife reckons she has the best musical taste of anyone in our family
 
Struggling this week as it feels like such a long album I'm struggling to get an entire listen in. This feels like homework. I have asked my 12 year old daughter to pen a review as she is a self confessed swiftie and my wife reckons she has the best musical taste of anyone in our family

The king of the (ahem) swift and perceptive review, has been broken by this artist. If capitalising on lockdown like a dodgy PPE peer doesn't hint at a darkness within then this should.
 
The king of the (ahem) swift and perceptive review, has been broken by this artist. If capitalising on lockdown like a dodgy PPE peer doesn't hint at a darkness within then this should.
Ha it's just over an hour long so a long listen. I'm halfway through my third listen and just finding it very bland. I'm also wondering if my desire to easily dismiss it is down to my old man misogyny (I don't think so) or some kind of musical snobbery (Innocent sounds a little like Blister My Paint by English Teacher yet only one feels like a proper song to me). So I'm struggling for an in. I do have any opinion on it but you covered some of that in your review and my only real observation on it is painfully obvious hence my struggle with not wanting to sound like an old man shouting at clouds.
 
Ha it's just over an hour long so a long listen. I'm halfway through my third listen and just finding it very bland. I'm also wondering if my desire to easily dismiss it is down to my old man misogyny (I don't think so) or some kind of musical snobbery (Innocent sounds a little like Blister My Paint by English Teacher yet only one feels like a proper song to me). So I'm struggling for an in. I do have any opinion on it but you covered some of that in your review and my only real observation on it is painfully obvious hence my struggle with not wanting to sound like an old man shouting at clouds.

Tbh I'll be surprised given the demographic if there's any emotional resonance to hook into for most/all on here. This is one for a GCSE music appreciation / rat dissection approach I think.

I might revisit the pink pony club one we did not that long ago for a bit of contrast and compare. It's not like for like but might be interesting.
 
One listen in.

Voice. Starts off country-ish moves into 90's alt female before settling down into blandness.

Songs. Much the same throughout. Matching the blandness of the voice.

Music. It's all there. But somehow dull. Plods along.

Lyrics. Usual affair aimed at teenage girls. Men are bastards. Lovely, lovely men. But still bastards.

Don't really want to listen to any more of it. So I won't. Instead I'll score it.

A dull 3. Definitely not aimed at me especially as I'm not really a fan of solo female singers. Nor a teenage girl.
 
Tbh I'll be surprised given the demographic if there's any emotional resonance to hook into for most/all on here. This is one for a GCSE music appreciation / rat dissection approach I think.

I might revisit the pink pony club one we did not that long ago for a bit of contrast and compare. It's not like for like but might be interesting.
I was desperately hoping it to become more like Chappel Roan. I think I mentioned some of the manipulation that was happening in that album and there are similarities here I think
 
You've Out Bimbo'd Bimbo there! More icbm than torpedo lol.

Is this your first 1/10? Or have you said you last word on the subject?!

Might be my first, yeah. I rate the experience as much as the album, as I have previously noted. And this was cringe.

I am actually quite disappointed tbh, because I wanted to 'find' something in it. TS has such a volume of stuff, some of it is bound to be pap, but I wasn't expecting a nothing album to this extent.

For the record I would have rated Folklore at least a 6, on the whole, I quite enjoyed that album. The other similar one was a bit more of the same byt not as good, but ok. And her hits I don't mind one bit, some I even like perhaps. I think she is talented enough and clever enough and is big for a reason. I am not one bit anti taylor swift.

It is just a guff album. That's all.
 

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