9 | Erling Haaland - 2025/26

[VOOMER]

We have been great because we have controlled the bal, blah, blah, blah.
He isnt as good as Sergio, who regularly scored out of nothing.
He is good enough, but the shit shown which has been recruitment, has left us with ageing, and injury proned squad.
The lack of cohesion isn't down one player.

 

[Axel Freed]

2 goals, ok fair enough, but what else did he do

We can’t carry players who only score goals

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

2 goals, ok fair enough, but what else did he do

We can’t carry players who only score goals

 

[MichaelBBack]

This has been one of the most complete forward performances I've seen in a good while. He's fucking grabbed this derby by the scruff of the neck. Well done and thank you Big Erl, we really needed this.

 

[MarsLlama]

Anyone who thinks his all round play isn’t good enough is simply in denial because the idea of an exceptional goalscorer who isn’t shite at passing and dribbling is alien to them.

 

[merz]

impressive hold up play today. also some neat passes and of course 2 great goals

 

[Strangerepublic]

2 goals, ok fair enough, but what else did he do

We can’t carry players who only score goals

If we lose out on goal difference it will all be his fault.

 

[OrigamiNinja]

Sensational performance. Unstoppable.

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

Lead from the front. Linked up and covered. Finishing was exquisite.
The big man is coming of age.

 

[Chak19]

Most complete performance I've ever seen from him, ran his socks off, scored two, should've had an assist and defended our box superbly, only blemish is that bizarre miss but it's Ok after a performance like that.

 

[SkyBlueFlux]

I think we can safely say he fucking hates united.

 

[Bournemouth Blue]

Brilliant performance, not just up front but his defensive work was vital today, he is becoming the player Pep wanted him to become.

 

[bluethai]

Not sure now if he's better at scoring or defending.

 

[Robanompivenov]

A goliath today. Best performance in ages from the big man.

 

[Blu1]

He fought all over the pitch. Brilliant

 

[hilts]

Welcome back

Deserved motm

 

[HelloCity]

One of his best ever all round performances for us. Hold up play was excellent. Even brilliant defensively when at one point he cleared away 3-4 United crosses in a row.

 

[TFC]

He scores and he scores, but for me, that was his best performance in a blue shirt. Absolutely everywhere, absolutely superb.

 

[FromPollockToSilva]

John Charles-like ability in both boxes today

 

[Withnail]

Immense today, bullied their defence.