Media discussion - 2025/26

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Looks like he gave up a career in law to follow his passion but needs always to make his reports into some sort of mythic moral Right Side of History hogwash .

I expect he gave up his career in law because he wasn’t good enough.

 

[Blue Maverick]

Has it been mentioned about them having towels to wipe the balls I thought that was banned?

 

[Blueknows]

9 years of teams parking the bus against city and they get lorded by the press when it worked, which wasn't often.

Pep and City park the bus once at Arsenal yesterday and get criticised for doing it.

Red Shirt media c*nts!

fuck em , if it gets us challenging again who cares what they say

 

[Blueknows]

Has it been mentioned about them having towels to wipe the balls I thought that was banned?

As was proven by someone posting it yesterday , cheating cunts

 

[johnnytapia]

As was proven by someone posting it yesterday , cheating cunts

Nothing wrong with wiping your balls on a towel. Quite nice in fact.

 

[Pingu the Penguin]

As was proven by someone posting it yesterday , cheating cunts

I think it's only banned in the EFL but hopefully now will be in the prem

 

[invisibleandalone]

Every team that parks the bus against us according to the press/media have played fucking brilliant. Don't forget arsenal park the bus at our place.
We park the bus, change our style of play, it very nearly got us 3 points yet we are slaughtered in the press/media lol.

I loved watching us doing shithousery, hoofing it, I was laughing my head off.

If only Haaland had squared it to Phil or the back line nit pushed up so much in the 93rd min

Or even the ref giving the foul on Gonzales. It was quite an obvious free kick. Completely overlooked on MOTD last night. Also why didn't var get involved ? Their goal started from that foul.

 

[Saddleworth2]

Nothing wrong with wiping your balls on a towel. Quite nice in fact.

Better than the curtains for sure.

 

[AK45]

Every team that parks the bus against us according to the press/media have played fucking brilliant. Don't forget arsenal park the bus at our place.
We park the bus, change our style of play, it very nearly got us 3 points yet we are slaughtered in the press/media lol.

I loved watching us doing shithousery, hoofing it, I was laughing my head off.

If only Haaland had squared it to Phil or the back line nit pushed up so much in the 93rd min

We haven't been slaughtered at all. Most outlets I have seen has recognised our different approach whilst explaining why we played that way. We have been praised from most things I have watched, read or listened to since yesterday. Arsenal have been accused of being negative, which their lineup suggests. I enjoyed us time wasting and giving them a tase of their own medicine, but it is ironic as when they play that way at our place we will throw a hissy fit. I hope we implement that shithouse side to our game throughout the season. We battled very well yesterday.

 

[Big Joe Corrigan]

Has it been mentioned about them having towels to wipe the balls I thought that was banned?

I’ve tried researching this, it was banned by the EFL a couple of seasons ago, not sure about the PL? Any clarity would be welcome.

 

[TinFoilHat]

I think the media are rattled.

They thought they'd sussed Pep out and could now concentrate on sucking Scouse cock.

Regardless of the result we scared them yesterday.

By the time we play the Scousers that tactic will be honed. The anger and bile coming from the media and Spitty should we win at Klanfield doing it will be epic.

 

[surprisedbygrass]

Has it been mentioned about them having towels to wipe the balls I thought that was banned?

Allowable in the PL, not in EFL . In the former towels must be made available for both sides. ...maybe the linesmen can check as well as when they do the nets , given their demotion in the Offside decisions . Or even better shithousery we could demand a towel for a long throw in and the Tarquins have to go fetch one for us from their bench .

 

[dadnlad]

Has it been mentioned about them having towels to wipe the balls I thought that was banned?

think as long as both teams can use it's no issue
having said that i'd guess towls only in city's defensive half so whoever took throw in shouldve wasted time by walking to towel and back..... you know out come booking for city player

 

[dadnlad]

Or even the ref giving the foul on Gonzales. It was quite an obvious free kick. Completely overlooked on MOTD last night. Also why didn't var get involved ? Their goal started from that foul.

too far back in play please keep up

 

[Platt Lane 59]

I think the media are rattled.

They thought they'd sussed Pep out and could now concentrate on sucking Scouse cock.

Regardless of the result we scared them yesterday.

By the time we play the Scousers that tactic will be honed. The anger and bile coming from the media and Spitty should we win at Klanfield doing it will be epic.

Am sure Spotty will be phlegmatic if City play like that at Anfield ?

 

[mexico1970]

I think the media are rattled.

They thought they'd sussed Pep out and could now concentrate on sucking Scouse cock.

Regardless of the result we scared them yesterday.

By the time we play the Scousers that tactic will be honed. The anger and bile coming from the media and Spitty should we win at Klanfield doing it will be epic.

Scouse cock probably tastes like dead Chicken foetus, we could always ask the MOTD presenters?

 

[johnnytapia]

Better than the curtains for sure.

Unless you’re using curtains euphemistically. Then it’s especially pleasant.

 

[NowInMilnrow]

From the Guardian player ratings:

Abdukodir Khusanov: Looked shaky whenever Calafiori ran at him and was taken off at half time. 6

You sometimes wonder what game these expert journalists are watching, if they’re watching at all.

But he was rubbish in the first 10 minutes of his Premier League career, and that’s plenty enough for a football journalist to extrapolate for the next 5 years of his contract.

Football journalism really is a very easy job.

 

[Legalamb777]

From the Guardian player ratings:

Abdukodir Khusanov: Looked shaky whenever Calafiori ran at him and was taken off at half time. 6

You sometimes wonder what game these expert journalists are watching, if they’re watching at all.

Reminds me of that utter **** journo(LOL) who reported that Milner was getting booed whenever he touched the ball in the Kompany testimonial a few years back..........and Milner wasn't even playing;)

 

[Kippax77]

From the Guardian player ratings:

Abdukodir Khusanov: Looked shaky whenever Calafiori ran at him and was taken off at half time. 6

You sometimes wonder what game these expert journalists are watching, if they’re watching at all.

Hasn't the £115M midfield maestro at the dippers been subbed off every game thus far, or most of them anyway.
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