United Thread | 2025/26

[Vienna_70]

This isn’t getting boring:

 

[bluethrunthru]

 

[Vienna_70]

I was only thinking earlier that another five-game streak will have to start now.

 

[give it to gordon]

At least he has hair :(

 

[noseve]

Sky News Headlines: 'Man United finally improving!'

13/8/22 Brentford 4 - 0 Man U

27/9/25 Brentford 3 - 1 Man U.

 

[The Salford lad.]

How shit must it be , being a Nitid fan .

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Potter ?

Harry?
Brian?
Beatrix?
Graham?

 

[kramaring]

Harry?
Brian?
Beatrix?
Graham?

 

[JASR]

Am currently on a ‘grand tour’ in Van.
Very surprised to come across a life size model of United’s new circus tent.
Looked less like the Circus Maximus, more like the Circus BigusDickus.
On the bright side they appear to have introduced seating so everyone can experience the 2nd highest waterfall in England… every cloud and all that.

 

[BlueTG]

Their keeper really is shit.

 

[Kippax77]

I has to be Sir Waistcoat.

He has admitted he grew up as a rag, so it’s written in the stars.

Well he looks like a horse so it'll be a big thumbs up from the pisscan

 

[sutty66]

Follow follow follow
Rubén’s taking the piss and you knowwww
5 at the back and Bruno’s a twat
And you’ll never win 2 games in a rowww

 

[Vienna_70]

The last time the rags won a Premier League game that wasn’t by one goal, due to a penalty or the opposition having had a player sent off, was 16th March, against Leicester City, a team that was relegated at the end of the season.

 

[Mr Fraser]

Sorry if already posted

 

[KentBlue]

I absolutely fucking hate Fat Sam and his prehistoric football, but I would be delighted to see him at the rags (or the dippers, for that matter). Billions of pounds spent on attacking players and Fat Sam would have them all back defending!
The Glazers couldn't give two fucks about the rags, we all know that, but at the very least Sam would keep them in the Prem with his dreadful football, and that's what the Glazers want - Premiership money. They could drop all pretence about being a football team and just say: 'Fuck it, as long as the money keeps coming in we'll keep the club forever.' And Fat Sam could manage the world's most expensive pub team until he keels over and Sean Dyche could then take up the reins.

 

[Deepest Blue]

Their keeper really is shit.

They've spent a fortune and still can't think of one player of theirs who gets in our best XI.
Even a RB.

 

[Nascent Blues]

Follow follow follow
Rubén’s taking the piss and you knowwww
5 at the back and Bruno’s a twat
And you’ll never win 2 games in a rowww

Change 'never' to 'can't or 'not' (poor grammar but scans better).

 

[1961_vintage]

Amorim seems like a decent fella - no wonder it's not working out for him in that cesspit.

 

[Bluepetal]

The last time the rags won a Premier League game that wasn’t by one goal, due to a penalty or the opposition having had a player sent off, was 16th March, against Leicester City, a team that was relegated at the end of the season.

Now that’s a stat

 

[bondsman]

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He was with Baconface at the Chelsea game. I wouldn’t rule it out