United Thread | 2025/26

[BlueTG]

Their keeper really is shit.

 

[Kippax77]

I has to be Sir Waistcoat.

He has admitted he grew up as a rag, so it’s written in the stars.

Well he looks like a horse so it'll be a big thumbs up from the pisscan

 

[sutty66]

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Rubén’s taking the piss and you knowwww
5 at the back and Bruno’s a twat
And you’ll never win 2 games in a rowww

 

[Vienna_70]

The last time the rags won a Premier League game that wasn’t by one goal, due to a penalty or the opposition having had a player sent off, was 16th March, against Leicester City, a team that was relegated at the end of the season.

 

[Mr Fraser]

Sorry if already posted

 

[KentBlue]

I absolutely fucking hate Fat Sam and his prehistoric football, but I would be delighted to see him at the rags (or the dippers, for that matter). Billions of pounds spent on attacking players and Fat Sam would have them all back defending!
The Glazers couldn't give two fucks about the rags, we all know that, but at the very least Sam would keep them in the Prem with his dreadful football, and that's what the Glazers want - Premiership money. They could drop all pretence about being a football team and just say: 'Fuck it, as long as the money keeps coming in we'll keep the club forever.' And Fat Sam could manage the world's most expensive pub team until he keels over and Sean Dyche could then take up the reins.

 

[Deepest Blue]

Their keeper really is shit.

They've spent a fortune and still can't think of one player of theirs who gets in our best XI.
Even a RB.

 

[Nascent Blues]

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Rubén’s taking the piss and you knowwww
5 at the back and Bruno’s a twat
And you’ll never win 2 games in a rowww

Change 'never' to 'can't or 'not' (poor grammar but scans better).

 

[1961_vintage]

Amorim seems like a decent fella - no wonder it's not working out for him in that cesspit.

 

[Bluepetal]

The last time the rags won a Premier League game that wasn’t by one goal, due to a penalty or the opposition having had a player sent off, was 16th March, against Leicester City, a team that was relegated at the end of the season.

Now that’s a stat

 

[bondsman]

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He was with Baconface at the Chelsea game. I wouldn’t rule it out

 

[dadnlad]

Just turned on their game for the last 10 mins or so. They are so basic it’s unbelievable, get 30 yards out, lump in a cross and hope for the best. He has been there nearly a year now and if this is how he wants them to play then he will not be there much longer.
Also what was the keeper doing for the 3rd? It hit the net half way up but still went over him!

Yeah but sporting beat city 4_1

 

[ancoats]

 

[dadnlad]

I take it the 2 on the bounce parade has been cancelled?

Second in table flag cancelled

 

[journolud]

Looks like the fans want Iraola, Emery, Southgate or Conte. Will they stick with this guy for the timebeing though??

They could get them all at the same time and still be shit

 

[Blue_Lightsaber]

Rags still fighting amongst themselves lol.

Well they can't beat anyone else.. might as well beat themselves!

 

[heslops barnet]

Their recruitment strategy attracts players for whom success is measured in clicks, likes and global insta popularity, whilst being over-promoted by wall-to-wall obsequious media coverage and given breathtakingly biased treatment by match officials and the broader governing bodies.

This being the case, it should be no surprise to anyone that they are a complete shit-show from top-to-bottom.

Plus nice pay packets that they wouldn’t get at any other club

 

[jamesha]

Looks like the fans want Iraola, Emery, Southgate or Conte. Will they stick with this guy for the timebeing though??

Wait until 2030 and they will all have had a go

 

[Blue Hefner]

This is another one of those nights where YouTube think I’m a United fan…..

 

[bluethrunthru]

Looks like the fans want Iraola, Emery, Southgate or Conte. Will they stick with this guy for the timebeing though??

I was down in Bournemouth last week -= left Friday morning - no indications Iralola is going anywhere. From training in a local park next to the ground @20 years ago they have built a £35m training facility and are looking to increase incrementally the capacity of their ground as long as he makes things work. Its his chance to build a dynasty there - salary has gone from £1m to £1.5m and presumably will continue to do so.

He has seen Amorim kill a growing reputation with those shitty lazy players - why would you jeopardise a legacy for half a season being paid a bit more only to be trashed?

If they want to improve themselves the rags should put Fernandes in charge and watch his ego fuck them over good and proper