United Thread | 2025/26

[NZBlue]

Not sure they even got 5 games to play between now and Xmas this season.

What- not even if you include Europe and League cup games?

 

[BlindEyeSeesAll]

 

[Debaser]

These lot not getting into Europe this year is fucking shite, it's such a long wait to watch them embarrass themselves again.

 

[EL APACHE TEVEZ]

Why do United fans look grubby and scruffy ever since I started following football in the mid to late 70’s they’ve been like that

 

[Beanhead]

Given the sheer amount of money they've thrown at their team and managers over the past 15 years, it really is quite extraordinary just how shit they are.

No other team, anywhere in world football has achieved so little with so much.

I keep on expecting it to end, but the gift keeps on giving.

Wonderful.

Yep it’s astonishing that their budgets still rival the elite teams in Europe yet they’ve been a mid table club for half a decade. It won’t last if they don’t find some kind of form.. could end in real trouble.

Let’s fucking hope so :)

 

[dennishasdoneit]

Their keeper really is shit.

I've never seen a keeper like it.Absolute clown

 

[blue b4 the moon]

I take it the 2 on the bounce parade has been cancelled?

That hairy **** in Spain must have been wondering where his clippers were....

 

[blue b4 the moon]

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Think he was struggling to post I'm shit but fucking hell these are even shitter than me.

Instead it came out as bitter arrogance which funnily enough is a big chunk of why they are shit.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Their keeper really is shit.

Think they must be waiting to give the young lad they signed an easy game to try and build up his confidence.

There aren't many easy games when your that shit, maybe an FA Cup game against a Division Two side? Err....

 

[Coljj]

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Seems an awful lot of wins in that list, suppose it's including beating random pot washers all over the edges of Europe.

 

[doobyedoobye]

They are utterly rudderless

 

[Goater101]

The Brentford manager has 8 games worth of experience and the most basic tactics ever completely does United. What do ineos do now then. This is their guy they’ve invested into him. I personally think Sir Jim will overrule and get him sacked.

 

[jacko74]

Just turned on their game for the last 10 mins or so. They are so basic it’s unbelievable, get 30 yards out, lump in a cross and hope for the best. He has been there nearly a year now and if this is how he wants them to play then he will not be there much longer.

I don't understand why Amorim's 5-3-2 is considered to be so radical and so difficult for the united players to adopt.

As far as I can see its just a fancy way of describing Park the Bus Hoofball... which is exactly how united have played for years, even under the Pisscan.

 

[jacko74]

The denial is still strong on the Pistonheads united thread, particularly one notoriously delusional happy clapper...

"200Plus Club said: Sesko will score goals, I'm pleased with the players we bought and the squad we have, plus the changes ineos are starting to bring, we've got a decent squad."

 

[jacko74]

The only way they can win games is if they have a last minute pen and score it or the opposition gets a red, otherwise they can't beat anybody.

Don't know if already posted but it's been 6 MONTHS since they won a game by more than one goal without relying on a penalty or the opposition being reduced to 10 men.

 

[117 M34]

Saw a stat and it was something like amorim has subbed one of his centre halves off for another centre half in 42 out of 48 games.
Bit odd

 

[Vienna_70]

Saw a stat and it was something like amorim has subbed one of his centre halves off for another centre half in 42 out of 48 games.
Bit odd

Because he doesn’t have a fucking clue what he is doing.

 

[chris63]

Makes me laugh. Guy behind him covering his mouth with his hand so we don't see his grin.

 

[Vienna_70]

Makes me laugh. Guy behind him covering his mouth with his hand so we don't see his grin.

Ellergict? A new word?

Entitled twat!