France Stunned as Crown Jewels Stolen

[johnny crossan]

Keep your eye open on eBay

Everything we know about the Louvre jewellery heist

The world-famous museum in Paris is still closed on Monday after a masked gang raided one of its galleries.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Maintainin]

Yeah, buh' ...does it top the Lavender Hill Mob Hatton Gardens heist? n if so, by how much?

Normally there's a movie made within five years ...reckon today's AI nerds will have one up n ready in 5 hours, sequel in five days.

 

[Blue Maverick]

Did they take the Grealish photo as well.

 

[Gorbachev]

Has Inspector Clouseau been called in yet?

 

[deano ou812]

Suppose it’s better than getting a kick in the Crown Jewels..

 

[Maintainin]

The suspect...

 

[Blackley_Blue]

Has Gary Neville blamed it on angry middle-aged white men yet?

 

[manimanc]

 

[BlueNomad]

Yeah, buh' ...does it top the Lavender Hill Mob Hatton Gardens heist? n if so, by how much?

Normally there's a movie made within five years ...reckon today's AI nerds will have one up n ready in 5 hours, sequel in five days.

Isn’t it the plot of Lupin on Netflix?! ;-)

 

[mexico1970]

What they need is a Dog named Pickles to come to the rescue.

 

[bluethrunthru]

wasn't up with the news and saw the thread title and thought it was a crime passionnel lol

 

[dickie davies]

The thief was thought to be making their way out of the country

 

[ysmsa]

What they need is a Dog named Pickles to come to the rescue.

Ha ha,

Be called Onions though :-)

 

[mexico1970]

Ha ha,

Be called Onions though :-)

And it'll be a poodle :)

 

[Eaststander1]

Sacre bleu, monsieur et madame, eye dont beleeve it ... hue ze devil as gon an neeked les joules while weez wasna luckin??

 

[Platt Lane 59]

An embarrassment for the French, having Napoleon & Josephine's jewels nicked.
Definitely The Louvre's "Waterloo"...

 

[TinFoilHat]

L'homme de la situation

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

£30m for Cherki does seem a bit of a steal.

 

[discopop]

arrest the usual suspects

 

[dickie davies]

Did they also take the portrait of The Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies?