9 | Erling Haaland - 2025/26

[yankblue]

Only 2 goals today the lazy bastard

And again. Someone really needs to set him straight

 

[tackeds]

Two goals for Erl barely even registers with me as a great game! How spoiled are we :-)

 

[Jonas.shaffer]

Two goals for Erl barely even registers with me as a great game! How spoiled are we :-)

It has been a year since his last hat-trick, though. Damn slacker...

;)

 

[kingn6]

Big Erl dedicated the goals to Åge Hareide who passed away this week. He has given his match shirt to his grandkids. He will also donate a large sum of money to charity Åge’s honour. Åge was big on charitable projects and supporting those in need. Top bloke our Erl.

 

[ninjamonkey]

All the early leavers will have missed it but he was the ultimate wind up merchant towards the away end after the final whistle. He kept encouraging them to repeat their "shit Andy Carroll" chant and was laughing his head off with Phil at them.

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

Another great game from the big man. He is deadly in that box and a great assist.

 

[alexmcity]

25 club goals before Christmas...

55+ goals in all competitions is a genuine possibility this season, injuries permitting.

 

[kanovic]

25 club goals before Christmas...

55+ goals in all competitions is a genuine possibility this season, injuries permitting.

And he still won’t win the ballon d’or unfortunately which to me is insane.. already got robbed once

 

[TurboDuo]

 

[Dr Jacoby]

Genuinely think he could score 50 PL goals in a season at some point in his career.

 

[super_city_si]

Two goals for Erl barely even registers with me as a great game! How spoiled are we :-)

Missed a sitter header and I thought he looked clumsy as fuck for the most part today but has two goals and an assist. He’s pretty incredible.

 

[super_city_si]

And he still won’t win the ballon d’or unfortunately which to me is insane.. already got robbed once

Next balon dor will go to a player from the winning World Cup team.

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

Next balon dor will go to a player from the winning World Cup team.

Or messi again because he won the most pointless trophy in ever with that fake yank team

 

[handsofstone]

Interesting his 36 goal season isnt higher

Must've just blitzed the 2nd half of the season

 

[alexmcity]

Interesting his 36 goal season isnt higher

Must've just blitzed the 2nd half of the season

WC in Qatar

 

[handsofstone]

WC in Qatar

Ah yes...almsot forgot

What a weird season

 

[Chak19]

Ah yes...almsot forgot

What a weird season

Weird and beautiful.

 

[01cravend]

Only 3 players with more assists than him in the league too... Severly underrated part of his game

 

[BlueTG]

Only 3 players with more assists than him in the league too... Severly underrated part of his game

Haaland has 25 assists for us in all competitions since he arrived.

It makes it around 174 goals and assists in 169 appearances.

 

[Blue Hefner]

The pass for Rijnders was excellent. His all round game has improved massively over the past 12-18 months