Just a poor Andy Carrol

[metalblue]

Andy Carroll: Former Newcastle, Liverpool and England striker due in court after arrest

Former Newcastle United, Liverpool and England forward Andy Carroll is due to appear in court on Tuesday after he was charged with breaching a non-molestation order.

www.bbc.co.uk

Fuck is wrong with some people?

 

[TinFoilHat]

The Molestation was allegedly a football.

 

[burning blue soul]

The Molestation was allegedly a football.

It can't be. He's not been able to get near one for 8 years!

 

[Eric Hitchmough]

The Molestation was allegedly a football.

I heard it was a kebab.

 

[J.G.Blue.]

The amount of the little bastards burrowing about I think I must have a molestation in my garden!

 

[jimharri]

The amount of the little bastards burrowing about I think I must have a molestation in my garden!

Memories of the Jasper Carrott sketch!


"I've got a mole, you know? Aye it's making a hell of a mess of my garden"

 

[Vienna_70]

The amount of the little bastards burrowing about I think I must have a molestation in my garden!

Don’t you mean a mole station?

;-)

 

[Xhavenjoe]

It said he is 36. He seems to have been around for ages

 

[jimharri]

It said he is 36. He seems to have been around for ages

I'd have had him at least 5 years older than that.

 

[Vienna_70]

I'd have had him at least 5 years older than that.

According Wiki, he was born 6th January 1989, so 37 next week.

 

[BillCarlisle]

It said he is 36. He seems to have been around for ages

Looks more like 36 stones than years of age.

 

[cityontheup]

Is that…..former Liverpool striker Andy Carrol ?

 

[roman totale]

First of all, what kind of notright needs a court order to remind them that molestation isn’t ok? Secondly, who, or what, has he been molesting?

 

[Barcon]

First of all, what kind of notright needs a court order to remind them that molestation isn’t ok? Secondly, who, or what, has he been molesting?

I read the article and saw that a non molestation order is a restraining order.

 

[dickie davies]

Dagenham and Redbridge

This must be a retirement home for absolute terrible centre forwards

Lee Bradbury is the manager

 

[dublinblue12]

Thought he played for AL Hilal

 

[Vienna_70]

Is that…..former Liverpool striker Andy Carrol ?

Can’t they find some way to work City into the headline?

 

[cleavers]

Can’t they find some way to work City into the headline?

"former scorer of a goal against Manchester City"

(I'm sure he is, though I haven't checked.)

 

[eboblue]

"former scorer of a goal against Manchester City"

(I'm sure he is, though I haven't checked.)

iirc it was 2 goals in the same game?