9 | Erling Haaland - 2025/26

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[The Fat el Hombre]

It's gonna be great now he's in the premier league 100 club and he starts overtaking other teams club legends. Another 5 and he'll have overtaken Scholes and giggs...

 

[.db.]

And all of Drogba’s playing time at Chelsea was when he was in his prime. Haaland isn’t even in his prime yet.

 

[CC1]

Interesting comment from his agent …. Soft signal?

 

[big gaz]

It's gonna be great now he's in the premier league 100 club and he starts overtaking other teams club legends. Another 5 and he'll have overtaken Scholes and giggs...

You mean toe sucker ginger pig and shagger shithouse ? ;-)

 

[Franny 1234]

After watching the vikings YouTube vlogs.
Its a good job he's not a copper he definitely couldn't do under cover work.
Fortunately he's pretty good at his day job so doesn't matter. CTID

 

[Worsleyweb]

What a signing he has been. Good lad too.

 

[Jonas.shaffer]

I know he doesn't get a lot of balls over the top, but I wish he'd still make the run now and then and give the defense something to think about. Not his day, but he worked very hard until the end.

 

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[Gaz76]

I've no idea who the IFFHS is but that team would get battered every week, where's the defence?

 

[jimharri]

I've no idea who the IFFHS is but that team would get battered every week, where's the defence?

IFFHS - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Had to google them, I've never heard of them before.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Cherki will be in that next year.

 

[TurboDuo]

Watching this video this morning and it’s still class just how clinical Aguero was. The variety in his finishes was something else – near post, volleys, absolute screamers from outside the box. In that sense, he’s clear of Haaland.

Where Haaland is untouchable, though, is his movement and how he constantly finds himself in goal-scoring positions. That’s exactly why he’s bagging them at a much faster rate than Sergio did.

 

[Glasgow123]

Incredible player Aguero, his moments in big games were surreal. Just delivered over and over again no matter the season no matter the form of the team he was inevitable.

 

[rowarta]

Watching this video this morning and it’s still class just how clinical Aguero was. The variety in his finishes was something else – near post, volleys, absolute screamers from outside the box. In that sense, he’s clear of Haaland.

Where Haaland is untouchable, though, is his movement and how he constantly finds himself in goal-scoring positions. That’s exactly why he’s bagging them at a much faster rate than Sergio did.

I wonder if they would have worked as a front 2. Like a modern day Niall Quinn and "Inchy" Heath :-)

 

[r.soleofsalford]

I wonder if they would have worked as a front 2. Like a modern day Niall Quinn and "Inchy" Heath :-)

I would hope Haaland and Aguero would like an F1 car compared to Quinn and Heath’s trotters 3 wheeler.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Watching this video this morning and it’s still class just how clinical Aguero was. The variety in his finishes was something else – near post, volleys, absolute screamers from outside the box. In that sense, he’s clear of Haaland.

Where Haaland is untouchable, though, is his movement and how he constantly finds himself in goal-scoring positions. That’s exactly why he’s bagging them at a much faster rate than Sergio did.

His 2nd goal on his debut against Swansea was that fantastic I looked at the 2 people either side of me I think we all said Fuck!!!! At the same time then looked at each other in shock at the strike.

 

[Silva2021]

His 2nd goal on his debut against Swansea was that fantastic I looked at the 2 people either side of me I think we all said Fuck!!!! At the same time then looked at each other in shock at the strike.

Unbelievable player, always loved Silva assist/ Aguero goal.

What a partnership they where.

 

[Glasgow123]

Has anyone else been a little disappointed in Haaland's performance last coupe of games. Just seem to be something there that is a little lacking. Feel like a an opposition player needs to clatter him or go through him to turn him into a menace.