Confession is good for the soul

[hoppy]

It's New Year's Eve, a time for fresh starts and new beginnings, a time when all can be be forgiven.

I am here to take your confession so please confess all my children, and receive absolution.

I will start.

I really like and admire Jurgen Klopp.

 

[dublinblue12]

I still have my chelsea 07/08 shirt

 

[mancityvstoke]

I wasn’t at York away

 

[jazzy]

I have always admired those cheeky scouse scallywags

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I really like and admire Jurgen Klopp.

Wasit his acting in the Trivago advert that made him your role model?

 

[Chris in London]

I wasn’t at York away

Rag!

Mods, ban this fucker

 

[Phil1]

Nope, I'll keep my shit to myself, no good will come from any confession I make! Haha!

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

I am a window cleaner

 

[dickie davies]

I often visit the local park toilets and invite other men to smother an empty coke bottle with Vaseline and stick it up my bum hole

And rather embarrassingly, I do admire Andy Robertson
He’s been a top quality full back and I never saw that when he was at Hull

 

[dronefromsector7G]

I pushed one or two people into canals in Greater Manchester.

 

[ninjamonkey]

I've sold my derby away ticket to Maya Jama for a grand.

 

[HorlocksWalk]

My real name is Khaldoon and we are guilty of the 115 (and some others they don't know about)

 

[kippax_blueboy]

Paul Ince was a great footballer

 

[RobinHood]

I have a 'relegation party' plan saved on my laptop, complete with a list of League One away days and a budget for a 'We’re Not Really Here' world tour. I’ve spent so much time being told we’re going down to the tenth tier that I’ve actually started looking forward to the lack of VAR and the £15 tickets. I think I’m more prepared for our downfall than our next trophy.

 

[east2]

I walked out of Wembley when Taylor scored the 2nd for Gillingham, and ran back in when Dickov scored the equaliser…

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

When we beat Liverpool by a point to the league title, I thought they were very unfortunate not to win the league as they scored more goals outside the box than us that season.

 

[City Raider]

I planted the suspect package at the swamp before the Bournemouth match

 

[Peely01]

I put the banana skin on the pitch at anfield

 

[Stoned Rose]

I am a window licker

 

[give it to gordon]

I am magic hat