Confession is good for the soul

[Blue_Lightsaber]

I am Moonchester

Did you get your tail handed to you in court by Erling's legal team??

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Hampsteads - teeth.

Or Manchester slang - your Newtons

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

I shot JR

Joe Royle?

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

I don't think Morrisey is a total wanker and that the Smiths are crap

I will put you down as being a future Mod.

 

[Vienna_70]

I will put you down as being a Mod.

How does this explain @jimharri's status?

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

How does this explain @jimharri's status?

We need a stooge in the set up..... and he gets paid way less then the rest of us. But don't let on to him that I said that.

 

[Vienna_70]

We need a stooge in the set up.....

You might think that.

I couldn’t possibly comment.

 

[Zenmanc]

I am Moonchester

How can Moonchester text on a mobile?

 

[TonyM]

A "clarkie" is when someone posts something utterly unbelievable (we're swopping Savinho for Yamal), and someone actually bites. He's then been acknowledged as having been "clarkied". Back in the days of B&W telly, there was a fishing attempt most days on here. Once you've been nailed a couple of times, you learn to spot them. I think most of the FOCs were done; I certainly was! I was pretty sure the original thread was in classics thread, but I can't find it

:-(

And if you believe that you've been proper "jimharried".

 

[Paul1970]

I use moisturiser not all the time but occasionally

 

[He’stheleftbackremember]

I’m Spartacus

 

[Digsy's Dinner]

How can Moonchester text on a mobile?

When did I say I was using a mobile?

 

[hoppy]

As suspected, we are a right bunch of deviants and wronguns.

However, it is still the season of goodwill and I am in a benevolent mood so absolution is conferred on you all.

Except the Simply Red / Ed Sheeran weirdo, we have to draw the line somewhere.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

I'm going to take @bluemist and @Bluemoonrisen out for a good drink and pay for it all

 

[Magicpole]

I am not as good looking as you'd think.

That bad eh?

I think of Quasimodo. You poor bastsrd. Still, you're some climber.

Conversley, I am as good looking as people think.

Not great at climbing though. You win there.

Swings and roundabouts.

 

[Magicpole]

I'm completely bald and have a face like a melted basin.

There I said it.

 

[Dial M 4 Mercer]

I want my ashes to be scattered at Old Trafford.






Ps On top of the United players as they walk out of the tunnel.

 

[city5189]

I once had a Liverpool poster on my bedroom wall out of the shoot football magazine because John Barnes was my favourite player at the time around 88/89 despite going city every home game that season.

 

[route46]

I wanted Pep out early on in the treble winning season.

 

[Mancini Manus Domini]

As an 18 year old I'd started college and found a whole new social world opening up. Unfortunately I didn't have much money. Reluctantly, I sold my season ticket in order to take up a weekend job at the local supermarket stacking shelves.

On my first Saturday of work I returned home and eagerly asked my dad how City got on. He said we won 10:1.