United Thread | 2025/26

[Resurrection Joe...]

This is better than the pantomime I just saw at the opera house

oh no it isn't...

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

They should try and get Arteta, just for the Tarquin meltdown.

 

[jimharri]

 

[pauls]

Really hope the reports that Fletcher will be interim for the rest of the season are true. Suspect they'll appoint Maresca in the coming weeks though, not that I'd be overly concerned by that appointment.

Theyl move Heaven and Earth to get Emery, " biggest club in the world" and all that !

 

[Blueknows]

It’s gonna cost United another wedge to paper over another poor decision. If you consider the number of players they’ve brought in for huge fees, on big money who have quietly been loaned out it’s eye watering just how much they are pissing away. I wonder how much they are paying in salaries to players who don’t play for them?

Not forgetting they still owe a number of clubs in transfer fees which is due soon

 

[bladdered]

Still on the sniff. Hope he's right though.

 

[Blueknows]

He called it correctly when he told them the place needed a complete overhaul. They didn't like it so they let him go. Typical rag arrogance, and that's partly why they're in this situation. They didn't even overhaul the feckin roof.

Open heart surgery was the phrase he used

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Certainly looks like both Amorin and Maresca used the tactic of talking out of school to the press to get themselves out of their jobs. Can see Maresca going to the swamp now.

 

[marco]

maybe the grinning gnome might come back

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

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In the land of make believe, they reckon they should go get Luis Enrique

They missed out Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy.

 

[marco]

Theyl move Heaven and Earth to get Emery, " biggest club in the world" and all that !

Dick Emery

 

[Newman Noggs]

What’s Sccchteve McLaren up to these days? He got a new brolly for Chrimbo an all and is a fluent Dutch speaker.

Steeped in the united DNA too !! Got to be in with a shout

 

[Centurions]

Certainly looks like both Amorin and Maresca used the tactic of talking out of school to the press to get themselves out of their jobs. Can see Maresca going to the swamp now.

Straight out of the Jose Mourinho school of "How to get a huge payoff".

 

[Groke]

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In the land of make believe, they reckon they should go get Luis Enrique

no Klopp? would almost be worth it to see the scouse meltdown

 

[KentBlue]

no Klopp? would almost be worth it to see the scouse meltdown

I thought of Bingo, but then I thought no way would he go there, he would want control and neither the Glazers or Ratty would let that happen.

 

[roach3]

I’ll never not laugh my bollox off with this clip

 

[roach3]

no Klopp? would almost be worth it to see the scouse meltdown

No chance the murderers would allow that
He wouldn’t be safe anywhere.

 

[marco]

a very desperate attempt to make that top 4 which wont be happening any time soon,miss out this season and the financial house of cards collapse and debt default kicks in

 

[jimharri]

no Klopp? would almost be worth it to see the scouse meltdown

He's too busy flogging hotel rooms!

 

[Chippy_boy]

Some idiot on TV suggesting Gareth Southgate as their next manager. PLEASE God let that be true.