United Thread | 2025/26

[bobbyowenquiff]

Thanks once again agents Omar and Jason.

Surely it's not too early to start planning their statues at the Etihad.

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

They’re an absolute joke aren’t they?!

 

[jimharri]

First Grimsby, now Brighton

If that isn't a case of The Seagulls following The Trawlers I don't know what is :-)

That is actually very good. Nearly as good as some of mine.



Nearly!

 

[kippaxwarrior]

They will play 40 games this season. And they'll still be fucking shite!!

 

[marco]

Im off to find Alice

 

[urban genie]

123 yrs in that time 3 great managers qnd 31 yrs where successful

the rest of the time average and mid table, like every other team has bee at times.

get over yourselves you cunts

 

[Eaststander1]

I did have a little chuckle when i saw that.

We better thrash this lot next week, they're shite!

COME ON CITY!!!!

They'll have a different man in charge next week, and a fresh will to win !

 

[Brewster's millions]

If they lose today, they’re only playing 40’games this season

Loads of lost matchday revenue and prize money. In their financial statements, they have 26 home matches as a worst case scenario.

If you’re a cleaner at their training ground, you’d be half expecting a tap on the shoulder tomorrow morning.

Best case scenario the prices at the staff canteen will have to go up again.

 

[I'm Blue]

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Their classy paedo banner not bringing them much luck.

 

[Eaststander1]

Well that's somebody's short FA Cup run over already !!

 

[01282]

I was listening to all the pre-match bullshit and fawning over Fletcher on 5 live and around 4pm Phil Jones said United are only out of 1 cup competition. Clearly forgot they were only ever in two and the one they’re still in is because they’d not played a game yet. What an absolute thick ****

 

[manclad]

First Grimsby, now Brighton

If that isn't a case of The Seagulls following The Trawlers I don't know what is :-)

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[dennishasdoneit]

A 40 game season for them

The less teams they play..
The less games they lose ?
Every cloud ..

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Unlucky, giant killing isn't for everyone.
Plucky consolation goal though.

 

[bobbyowenquiff]

According to the radio commentary team United didn't get enogh balls into the box. Ha ha. It is always the 1990s at the swamp. Lump the ball into the channels, lump the ball into the box. Bring slabhead on and lump the ball towards him. Rinse and repeat. What a time to be a Blue.

 

[Eaststander1]

That shea lacey performance was one for the ages. United fans buzzing off his every shit move when all he did was get tackled, boot it over the bar then get sent off with 2 yellows. Glorious

Dirty likkle bar steward he is !

 

[yeseye]

 

[I'm Blue]

 

[Chak19]

Surely it's not too early to start planning their statues at the Etihad.

Don't forget Sir Jimbo.